Sad Clown Pizza Parlor
Frown St
Sad City, Connecticut
All Of Us: Happy Birthday, Gilbert!
Gilbert: Thank you!
Me: How old are you now?
Gilbert: 50!
Vincent: Darn, you're getting old!
Gilbert: Ixnay on the old shay!
Clown Waitress: *crying and serves us our food* Enjoy! *blows with her nose with a cartoon sound effect* I love working here! *resumes crying*
Gilbert: *eats his pepperoni pizza*
Me: *eats my bacon and sausage pizza*
Kristen: This place is weird! Everyone seems sad here!
Steven: It's Sad Clown Pizza Parlor, stupid!
Kristen: *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
ice_elizy: This is the saddest pizza place! In a good way of course! *eats her cheese pizza*
Kristen: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Thursday, March 7th, 2024.
A/N Happy 50th Birthday, Gilbert!! May you see many many more!! Can anyone guess his birth year? 😉 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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