Steven You No Good Rat!

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Ken: I struck it rich!!!! Gold!!!!!

Kristen: There's gold in thar hills!

Steven: Wow! Care for a cigar, Ken?

Ken: Sure, I'd love one! Light it up! *cigar in mouth*

Steven: My pleasure! *lights up the cigar*

Cigar: *explodes in Ken's face with a cartoon sound effect*

Steven: Oh no!

Ken: *covered in ash from the explosion* A wise guy, eh?! *gives Steven a furious look*

Steven: Uh well, you see, I.....

Ken: *beats up Steven*

Steven: *getting beat up*

Kristen: *giggling* I gave Steven an explosive cigar to give to Ken! But I ain't telling no one!

Ken: *still beating up Steven*

Steven: *still getting beat up*









This story was written on Friday, March 29th, 2024. (Good Friday)

A/N Steven, you two timing double crosser!! 😾 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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