Spectacular Short Stories

So Funny And Weird! 🤣🤣🤣

5 Guys

Washington St

Middletown, Connecticut

Iris: *eating a bacon hot dog, with ketchup and mustard*

Andrea: *eating a cheeseburger with ketchup, mustard, mayo, grilled mushrooms, and onions* I don't know why I gave my milkshake to this dude.

Iris: You should have said no, Andrea.

Girl: *red shirt, black leggings, white socks and white Reebok sneakers* Hi, can I have a bacon cheeseburger, with hot sauce, and jalapenos, and a chocolate peanut butter milkshake?

Florence: Sure, any fries?

Girl: Large Cajun.

Florence: Alright. $21.71, please.

Girl: *singing Carry On My Wayward Son off key, while paying*

Andrea: Ugh, she's such a terrible singer! I know this chick from school! She's a Freshman!

Iris: Do you talk to her? *drinking her orange Hi C*

Andrea: No.

Girl: *singing* When Irish Eyes Are Smiling.....

Andrea: Oh my gosh!!!!

Girl: *rushes outside to get a brown, leather suitcase* Give me some money from the register! This isn't a robbery!

Florence: Sure! *gives the girl some money*

Girl: *puts the money in the suitcase*

Iris: The heck is going on? *raised eyebrows*

Girl: *singing* Baby On Board, and gets her food and shake, leaving the restaurant*

Andrea: *laughs* She's so weird!

Girl: *sits down on the ground in the parking lot and eats her food, singing with her mouth full*

Iris: Oh no! My stomach hurts! Stupid milkshake!

Andrea: Oh no!

Iris: I think I'm gonna hurl! *rushes into the women's bathroom, and vomits*

Andrea: *hearing Iris vomiting* I think she needs some ginger ale*

Iris: *still vomiting*

Andrea: *laughing* Poor Iris!

Iris: *still vomiting like there's no tomorrow*

Radio: *playing Eminence Front by The Who*

This story was written on Thursday, March 21st, 2024.

A/N That was such a funny and weird situation with that girl! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 And that milkshake didn't agree with Iris's stomach!! 😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.