It's A Random Thing

11 4 16
                                    

Aunt June's Ice Cream Shop

Chicken Blvd

Chickenville, Connecticut

Woman: You want to get in trouble?

Greta: *looking at the different ice cream flavors* I think I will have mint chocolate chip!

Woman: You listening to me?

Greta: I didn't attend the Jeep meeting last night.

Woman: What?

Greta: It was at the town hall across the street. Stay away from Mr. Pennsylvania!

Woman: *dumbfounded*

Greta: Go date a goat!

Woman: I have nothing else to say.

Greta: And get your drum boyfriend to shut the fish up!






This story was written on Thursday, March 28th, 2024.

A/N Randomness is commonplace! It's a thing! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

Spectacular Short Stories Where stories live. Discover now