Aunt June's Ice Cream Shop
Chicken Blvd
Chickenville, Connecticut
Woman: You want to get in trouble?
Greta: *looking at the different ice cream flavors* I think I will have mint chocolate chip!
Woman: You listening to me?
Greta: I didn't attend the Jeep meeting last night.
Woman: What?
Greta: It was at the town hall across the street. Stay away from Mr. Pennsylvania!
Woman: *dumbfounded*
Greta: Go date a goat!
Woman: I have nothing else to say.
Greta: And get your drum boyfriend to shut the fish up!
This story was written on Thursday, March 28th, 2024.
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