Forgetfulness Is Late For A Job Interview

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Angry Clown Pizza Restaurant

Fire St

Peanutville, Connecticut

Manager: *wearing angry clown makeup* You're late, F!

Forgetfulness: Sorry!

Manager: I do not tolerate anyone showing up late for an interview!

Forgetfulness: Like I said, I'm sorry!

Manager: Shut up! Now, what position are you interested in?

Forgetfulness: Dishwasher, I guess?

Manager: Do you have any experience?

Forgetfulness: Well......

Manager: Do you have a resume?

Forgetfulness: No.

Manager: I don't think I can hire you. Sorry. Only experienced people can work here.

Forgetfulness: Go eat a mushroom!

Manager: *beats up F*

Forgetfulness: *getting beat up*

Radio: *playing Breakdown by Tom Petty*

Manager: *still beating up F*

Forgetfulness: *still getting beat up*






This story was written on Wednesday, March 13th, 2024.

A/N Forgetfulness needs to be on time for a job interview! The manager could just as easily cancel it! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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