Lucifer's Vacation

A FEW GOOD MEN

LUCY'S MANSION

Vicki is pacing back and forth in the bathroom, biting her nails looking down at a pregnancy test on the counter. She sighs grabbing it and turns it over, her face falls in shock but then smiles happily

Lucy pours herself a drink in the parlor when she grabs a apple and throws it in the air when it slowly slow down in mid air

Lucy: That is so annoying when you do that

Castiel is standing behind her.

Castiel: I have important news, Lucifer

Lucy: Does it look like I care? If this is about me returning to Hell then you can shove your feathers up your hole

Castiel: No, sister. It is not about you returning to Hell. A Nephilim has come into being

Lucy: Oh! Did Jenna take your virginity, brother?

Castiel: This is not about me, sister.

Lucy stares at him in confusion, taking her a long moment until Castiel rolls his eyes

Castiel: Vicki, you idiot

Lucy: Vicki is not pregnant. I would know if she----

Vicki: LUCE!!!

Castiel disappears as Vicki walks into the room, Lucy smiles turning to face her

Lucy: My love, what is the matter?

Vicki smiles walking closer to her, grabbing her hand and places the pregnancy test. Lucy does a double take looking at the test then to Vicki

Lucy: W-what? Are you------you're----you're---

Vicki: I'm pregnant.

Lucy rolls her eyes to the back of her head and falls straight backwards fainting on the floor.

Vicki: I guess I should've expected that.

MYSTIC GRILL

Alaric is sitting at the bar drinking bourbon when Lucy sits down beside her

Lucy: Bourbon. Neat

Bartender: On it, boss lady

Lucy turns her head and notices Alaric

Lucy: Alaric Saltzman, I presume?

Alaric: Yeah. I take it you're the owner?

Lucy: Recently acquired, but yes.

They shake hands

Lucy: Lucifer Morningstar

Alaric: Like the Devil?

Lucy: Precisely like the Devil. Some would say I am the actual Devil. Don't you have some papers to grade?

Alaric: It's, uh, more fun with a buzz.

Lucy: Well, most things in life are. Sober's depressing.

Alaric: You don't strike me as somebody who gets depressed.

Lucy: You say that like you know me.

Alaric: Nope. Just a hunch.

They exchange long looks. Alaric finishes his drink and places it down on the bar.

Alaric: You have a good afternoon.

Lucy smiles at her drink, downing it in one gulp

Lucy: You know what? I think I will have a amazing afternoon.

LUCY'S OFFICE

Lucy is doing paperwork at her desk when Elena enters her office

Elena: Hey