Memes

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One shots within one shots (I was bored)

A/n : I find myself funny but I probably am not

Mostly book based but ig it works both ways

Bronwyn : Let's see how many of you I can carry !

Millard, Hugh and Olive : *climb on Bronwyn*

Y/n : *claps and encourages*

Emma : *arrives and is curious of how it'll end*

Enoch : *is fed up*

Miss Peregrine : *frantic and scared they'll get hurt, but also done*

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Y/n : *finds alcohol*

Enoch : *drinks it*

Emma : *gasps*

Hugh : *drinks too*

Emma : *scolds them*

Millard : *Tastes it and doesn't like it*

Olive : Can I drink too ?

Horace : Oh birds

Claire : *tells Miss P*

Miss Peregrine : *grounds them all after finding them tipsy with the bottle and seizes said bottle*

Y/n : *snatches the bottle from Alma's hand as soon as the children left and serves her a glass*

(Then they drink and make out)

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The characters reading a book :

Miss Peregrine : *reads book like a normal person*

Y/n : *reads every book Alma reads*

Enoch : *reads a psycho thriller story and laughs at the horror disturbing bits*

Olive : *tries to read it upside down*

Emma : *doesn't read*

Millard : *learns it by heart*

Horace : *is inspired to create new clothes*

Fiona : *dreams about the story*

Claire : *waits for someone to read a story to her*

Bronwyn : *reads the story to Claire*

Hugh : *tries to read but can't concentrate and eventually gives up*

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Y/n : *puts 'I'm Alive' by Celine Dion very loudly*

Emma and Olive : *dance even if they don't know the song*

Enoch : *flees*

Y/n : *acts and dances in a silly way and sings the lyrics*

Millard : *is invisible*

Jake : *arrives hearing a song he knows and dances but doesn't know how to dance*

Miss Peregrine : *wtf is happening*

Also Miss P : *pinches her nose like she had a headache bc she's so done*

Horace : *looks amusingly at everything and has empathy for Miss P*

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Easter hunt in the garden :

Enoch : *ready to find as many eggs as possible, is competitive*

Millard : *best equipped to find them*

Horace : *wanders around and takes his time*

Emma and Olive : *run around to find many eggs in the most obvious places*

Fiona : *talks to plants to help her out* (not sure she can do that but ykk)

Claire : Wait for me ! Leave some for me !! *while running behind*

Miss P : *goes and helps Claire*

Bronwyn/Victor : *looks under heavy boulders*

Miss P : No eggs are underneath the boulders, so leave them be...

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April Fools :

Y/n : *tells the children about April Fools coming and some internet content*

In consequence...

Bronwyn : *doesn't want to play a joke on Miss P or anyone else, really*

Enoch : *Ice bucket as many people as possible*

Also Enoch : *gets put on fire, shoved in a broom closet and forced to do the dishes for one week straight*

Olive and Claire : *hide tiny rubber ducks all over the house*

Horace : *stays away from everyone all day*

Jake, Emma and Millard : *plan the funniest harmless prank*

Y/n : *gets punished by Alma for having given them these ideas*

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