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by strarryDrizzle

by strarryDrizzle

Chan, interviewing Y/n: Your resume looks promising. And I see here you wrote you're "extremely quick at math”.
Y/n: Yes, sir.
Chan: What's 6 x 13?
Y/n: 586
Chan: That's not even remotely close.y
Y/n: Yeah, but it was fast.
chan:

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Changbin: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Minho: I'm a knife.
y/n: He's the little spoon.

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Y/n, Jisung: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang up a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Chan: No.
Hyunjin: Mistlefoe.
Chan: Please stop encouraging them.

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Hyunjin: you wanna see some art?
y/n: I already saw myself in the mirror today.

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Y/n, talking to Changbin on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Changbin: Yup!
Y/n: At what temperature?
Changbin: 535.
y/n: That's the clock.
Changbin:
Y/n:
Changbin: 536.

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y/n: I have a question for you
Chan: yeah?
y/n: can a person breathe in a washing machine?
Chan:
y/n: metaphorically speaking-
Chan, panicking: oh my WHERES CHANGBIN

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Y/n: What's a synonym
Felix: It's two words or phrases that mean the same thing
Y/n: Can you give me an example?
Felix: "forgive me father, for I have sinned" and "sorry daddy, I've been naughty"
Chan: Great! Now the English Language is canceled

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[skz group chat]

Jisung: do you know why dark is spelt with a k and not a c?
Y/n: why
Jisung: because you can't c in the dark
Y/n:

[y/n has removed Jisung from the groupchat]

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Changbin: you're driving a car and then you see Jisung and felix in the street
Changbin: which will you hit first?
Y/n: definitely Jisung
Changbin, massaging his temples: you're supposed to hit the brakes first, y/n.
not Jisung.

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