When Hell Freezes Over (Various! Hazbin Hotel Series x Oc)

The Show Must Go On!

The episode opens in Vox's surveillance room, as overlapping videos from various cameras stationed around the Hazbin Hotel play on the screens stationed around him. Vox himself is sitting in his office chair, watching them all, while drinking from his Glacia mug.

"No fucking way! They're going to fight? Oh, my god. Hahahaha! Oh, looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well.", Vox said, mockingly. He watches a screen with Alastor on it, which glitches slightly.

"Oh, Alastor, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED!", Vox continued. Vox laughs maniacally, but it's laughter cuts off abruptly, as one screen shows Glacia and Eira training with the others, conjuring icy weapons and Eira showing off techniques with said weapons.

"Hang on, is that my ice queen out there, too?", Vox asked, frowning worriedly. "Shit, Glacia can handle herself but all it takes is one lucky angel...", Vox said, anxiously.

"If anything happens to her...", Vox continued.

The scene changes to show the cannibals all gathered outside the hotel, practicing with their weapons. As Charlie watches them all from the hotel's entrance, Glacia and Vaggie comes up to her.

"Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this.", Charlie said. Glacia bit back her disdain for Lilith.

"She would've been so proud of you, Charlie!", Glacia said sweetly, making Charlie smile. "The cannibals seem ready to fight. Are we?", Vaggie asked.

Sir Pentious bursts out of the hotel's doors, wearing a Victorian-style British army uniform and looking proud of himself. Charlie's eyes sparkled and Glacia genuinely looked impressed at the outfit as well.

"Fear not, damsels. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!", Sir Pentious said. "What in the hell are you supposed to be?", Vaggie asked.

Sir Pentious saluted to them. "General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!", Sir Pentious said.

"Thank you, Pen.", Charlie said. Niffty, running around the hotel's entrance, now runs up to Pentious.

"What can I do to help?", Niffty asked. "I'm glad, you asked, soldier. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault.", Sir Pentious instructed, drawing the 'moat' around Niffty.

Niffty blinks up at Pentious, having no idea what he just said. "How about this. If you see an angel, stab it!", Charlie said, handing Niffty a small blade.

Niffty sees Angel Dust a few metres away, talking to Cherri Bomb, and, thinking that Angel Dust is what Charlie meant, runs towards him with her knife. "Hey, hey, hey, hey!", Angel exclaimed.

He then climbs up the pole he was leaning on. "Not him!", Charlie said.

"Remember dear, focus your stabbing on the angels, not our friends!", Glacia said, gently redirects Niffty from a nervous Angel Dust. "There's a good girl!", Glacia said.

Niffty gives a determined nod. "Angels bad, stab them lots, got it! I'll make their feathers into dusters!", Niffty said, zooming off, cackling.

Glacia shakes her head fondly. With Niffty gone, Angel does a flip and lands on the ground, before walking over to stand with Glacia, Charlie, Vaggie, and Pentious.

"Listen up, sinners! We've got 24 hours before the Extermination begins. Let's get to work.", Vaggie said like a drill sergeant. 

As the cannibals and the hotel's residents begin training to fight, Vox continues to watch them all from his surveillance room. "Oh, they suck. Oh, they suck so bad! Oh, God. They're gonna fucking die! They're- they're gonna die.", Vox cackled, before his gaze turning to Glacia.