"True brainrot is incomplete without incorrect quotes."
-Yuri (My OC)
Torii: Why is there blood everywhere?
Foster: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Torii: You stabbed someone?!
Foster: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
China: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Taiwan: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid?
*North is shopping with Japan*
North: Can I get a silenced pistol?
Japan: If there's one on sale.
New Zealand: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...
Australia: Only as their rodeo clown.
New Zealand: Are pigeons drones?
Joseon: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.
New Zealand: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!
Joseon: *Crying* Please let me sleep...
Kadena: May luck (and this picture of Torii eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
New Zealand: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that's fucked up. Like c'mon, you know I'm dumb as hell!
South, being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids... a dog...
USA: Literally none of that is true, South.
South: Okay, but I'm sexy! That's gotta count for something, right?
Okinawa: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds.
Australia: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Okinawa: NO-
IJ: You're not jealous, are you?
Joseon: No!
IJ: Good, 'cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
Kadena: Yesterday, I overheard Kinser saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Foster replying "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
White Beach: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That's what I always say!
Japan: You should say something else.
South: The ritual. To perform it requires a sacrifice.
China: Sacrifice? I nominate Okinawa.
Okinawa: Wait, what?
China: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.
Okinawa: I'm 5'3"! Leave me alone!
South: It's not that kind of sacrifice guys!
Joseon: Pfft, you should meet IJ, he's such a tsundere.
North: ...he just stabbed you.
Joseon: So cute.
IJ: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
*North teaching Okinawa to drive and taking South along for the ride*
North: That's a pothole. To the left!
Okinawa: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
South, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Okinwa: I don't think that's how the song goes.
North, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Okinawa: Country Roads.
South: To the place.
Okinawa and South in unison: I Belong!
North, crying harder: What the fuck?
Torii: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Kinser: ...Don't you mean benevolence?
Torii: No.
China, trying to comfort Russia: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
Foster: You have any sunscreen?
USA: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—
Foster: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.
New Zealand: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
USA: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
New Zealand: I don't have time for their problems.
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MTaD and TGbtS ✨️B R A I N R O T✨️
Short StorySince I'm safekeeping MTaD and TGbtS from the purge, I decided to make a one-shot book! They can be non-canonical if you request. I hope this makes up for it :)
