Stats:
Joseon:
Skill: ⭐⭐⭐
Strength: ⭐⭐⭐
Dexterity: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Agility: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Charisma: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Intelligence: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Stamina: ⭐⭐
Special ability: Figures out attack patterns within minutes
Japan:
Skill: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Strength: ⭐⭐
Dexterity: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Agility: ⭐⭐⭐
Charisma: ⭐⭐⭐
Intelligence: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Stamina: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Special ability: N E K O E S S E N C E
South:
Skill: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Strength: ⭐⭐⭐
Dexterity: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Agility: ⭐
Charisma: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Intelligence: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Stamina: ⭐⭐
Special ability: Disney princess singing ability. Summons animals when he sings.
North:
Skill: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Strength: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Dexterity: ⭐⭐⭐
Agility: ⭐⭐
Charisma: ⭐ (yet pulled Russia somehow)
Intelligence: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Stamina: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Special ability: Hammer, paintbrush, and sickle. JUCHE, BISH!
Okinawa:
Skill: ⭐⭐
Strength: ⭐⭐⭐
Dexterity: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Agility: ⭐⭐⭐
Charisma: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Intelligence: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Stamina: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Special ability: Can communicate with spirits and get possessed
IJ (Final boss)
Skill: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Strength: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Dexterity: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Agility: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Charisma: ⭐⭐⭐
Intelligence: ⭐⭐
Stamina: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Special ability: Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
READY? FIGHT!
"GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH!"
Joseon hits IJ with a frying pan.
IJ yeets her across the room.
Joseon sits there, dazed. She analyzes IJ
"DON'T TOUCH MY MOTHER!"
North bonks IJ with his hammer.
IJ pulls out a katana.
North gets his sickle.
CLASH! BANG! CLASH! CLASH! BANG!
North has lost his other eye.
IJ's cheek has been cut open.
Joseon observes.
IJ corners South.
"A dReEeEaM iS a wiSh yOuR hEarT maKES."
South summons Habu Babu.
South sings Gangnam Style
Habu Babu bites IJ.
IJ yeets Habu Babu out a window
Okinawa is triggered.
Okinawa chants something in an extinct language.
Okinawa levitates.
Okinawa flies at IJ.
"WHAT THE FUCK?! ARE YOU POSSESSED?!"
Okinawa is now beating IJ up while just flying.
"Hmm, he likes yeeting things and jumping little kids."
Joseon stands up.
Joseon kicks IJ in the balls.
IJ shrieks.
South sings Baby Shark.
He summons a fucking whale.
"SOUTH, YOU BETTER UN-SUMMON THAT WHALE!"
"Sorry, mommy."
IJ watches, confused.
Undetected, Japan pounces on IJ, clawing at him.
Joseon gets her frying pan.
North uses his paintbrush to tickle IJ's feet.
IJ laughs until he is out of breath.
Joseon crushes his skull with the frying pan.
IJ is dead.
South dances.
North giggles like a schoolgirl
Japan smiles.
Joseon laughs manically.
Okinawa keeps flying.
"I̴̡̧͚̬̹͔͔̖̲̓͗ ̴̧̹͕̩̝̹͗c̷̗̣̰̔̆̓ŕ̷̢̦̭̈́̿̑̏͋̎͝ǻ̸̧̠̻̼͓͚̹͍̫͗̅͝v̸͓̘͓͈̲̍͌͐̈́̅̆͒͆͠͠e̵̡̢͎̰̯̩͍̯̐̈͋̎̑ ̵̡͙͖̩͉̏͗͌͒͝c̶͚̱͔̅̈̿͊̿͌h̷̟͕̬́̏̇̂̆̌ê̷͇͆̍͂͠e̴̫̗͕̰̰̼͎̕͘͜s̶̨̡̟̙̱͓̟̜͖̺͐́ě̷̡̨̙̺͇̯͇́̀̈́̌̓̔̕͜͝,̶̄͒̌́͌̚͘͜͝͠ ̵͎͓̦̓̊̑̇͒̅͗̿̚͝m̸̡̢̼͎͇͕̩̱̑̉̒͝ͅo̶͕̎̅͐ţ̸̛̥̯̦̎͒͝ḫ̸̢̯̘͇̪̯̹͈̉̃̾̊e̶̬̦͒̀̎́ŕ̴̡̇"
"Young lady, you better get your ass down here or no celebration cookies."
Okinawa un-possesses herself.
The four of them eat celebration cookies
The end
Imma animate this lol
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MTaD and TGbtS ✨️B R A I N R O T✨️
Short StorySince I'm safekeeping MTaD and TGbtS from the purge, I decided to make a one-shot book! They can be non-canonical if you request. I hope this makes up for it :)
