First Circus Experience Fail

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Gia: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting-a Gia, the trapeze-flying jaguar! And there she go. The triple-flip roll with a double leap, and... Ah! What are you doing?!

Alex: That's just paper.

Gia: Were you spying on me?

Alex: No, no, no! I just came by to say that l don't want you to think... Ah! I don't want you to think of me as some sort of authority figure.

Gia: Don't worry. I don't.

Alex: You don't? Oh.

Gia: Not at all.

Alex: Well, the other circus animals might find me a bit intimidating.

Gia: No. Nobody is intimidated at all by you.

Alex: Oh, good stuff. Good. Good news.

Gia: In fact, I do not think they have given you a second thought since you showed up.

Alex: That's good to hear.

Gia: If anything, they're starting to feel sorry for you.

Alex: OK, I get it. OK? Oh! Ah!

Gia: Ah! ls there more?

Alex: I just wanted to thank you for letting us get on the train back there. I know the big cat with the accent... ...wasn't so excited about us getting on. Ah!

Gia: Look, lion guy. This circus means everything to us. And if you do anything that threatens this circus, you will have to answer to me. Capisce?

Alex: I capisce, cool. Trust me, we're cool. Ah! Whoa!

Thomas: Dude.

Marty: You call this laying low?

...

[Meanwhile King Julien and Sonya are still dating. Just then a train comes and DuBois comes out and sees King Julien and Sonya]

King Julien: Faster! Faster! (Laughing) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

DuBois: Where there is circus, there is lion. And when in Rome... [Takes the police bike] Vive la France!

[As DuBois goes she looked back and sees all the bikes chained up behind her and the police tried to stop her]

Police: Halt!

[But the bike stop by the chain and makes her flying and land into the water of the fountain where Sonya and King Julien are]

King Julien: Come on, my hairy queen. We'll do doughnuts in the Pantheon.

[As DuBois ready to fire and aimed at them but the police caught her]

Police #2: You're in-a big trouble. (Gun Dart shoot).

Police #3: Now you're really in-a big troub- (Gun Dart shoot).

Police #1: Now you're really, really in-a big tro- (Gun Dart shoot).

Police #4: l'm-a new! [DuBois rans out of dart and gets arrested.]

...

[Meanwhile in the circus]

Stefano: OK! Strike-a up the band!

Thomas: Ooh!

Marty: You have a band?

[The dancing Dogs playing music on the radio witch make Marty and Thomas devastated]

Thomas: Lame.

Stefano: Prepare to be blown away!

Alex: Blow me away!

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