Bodyguard: Boss, we've got a problem.
Boss: What's the problem now, Kacchan? You know I don't have time for your idiotic and stupid ideas.... what did you do this time?!
Bodyguard : It's not IDIOTIC, Boss......
Boss: Alright, then what is it?
Bodyguard: The teacher we had... he's awake. And he's remembering everything.
Boss: Are you serious, Kacchan?
Bodyguard: Dead serious....
Boss: This is bad.
Bodyguard: Yeah...Really bad.
Boss: Oh you don't say!
Bodyguard: Sorry. But....He's demanding answers, and I don't know how much longer I can stall for time and...
Boss: You have no idea what to do huh.
Bodyguard: Nope.
Boss: First We can't let him spill our secrets. Secondly Don't fucking kill him!!!
Bodyguard: BUT!
Boss: NO!
Bodyguard: HE KNOWS TOO MUCH!
Boss: KACCHAN! NO!
Bodyguard: It would be safer for all of us!
Boss: Take me to him. Wait, no where the heck are you. I am coming over!
Boss: But I swear, Kacchan, if he's been harmed in any way...
Boss: Jesus won't be able to safe you and Satan will reject you fearing me.
Bodyguard : Oh shit....
Bodyguard: He won't be, Boss. I may have made a mess of things, but I'm not a monster.... and especially not tired of life yet!
Boss: You sure?
Boss: After this, we're going to have a serious talk about your methods.
Bodyguard: Boss, you know I wouldn't do anything to hurt him... I mean, really hurt him.
Boss: I hope you're right, Kacchan. I don't want to have to break a bible on you or use all the holy water I can get to fucking clense your stupid mind suffocating it on the go while doing some exorcism chants.
Bodyguard: .....Yeah, Boss, no need for that.
Boss: Alright, but seriously, Kacchan. After this, we're going to have a serious talk about your methods.
Bodyguard: I could see that one coming.
Boss: OH REALLY?!!!!
Bodyguard: .... By the wat can you come here faster cause he is looking at me while I am texting with you.
Boss: At this point, might as well give him a call....
Bodyguard: YES PLEASE!
Boss: Well, you rip what you sow!!! Now you gonna wait for me while I am finishing my tea first.
Bodyguard: .... FUCK!
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