Discovery?! Or bullshit?

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Todoroki: Attention, everyone! I have made a startling discovery that I must share with you all.

Mina: What's up, Todoroki? You sound serious.

Todoroki: Prepare yourselves, for the truth is stranger than fiction. I have reason to believe that Midoriya is... a mafia boss!

Izuku: Wait, what?!

Tsuyu: Ribbit... You and your ridiculous theories!

Todoroki: Evidence! I have evidence!!! Behold! Exhibit A: Midoriya's mysterious disappearances during lunch breaks.

Izuku: I've been studying in the library during those times, Todoroki. Not running a criminal empire.

Todoroki: Ah, a likely alibi... But wait! Exhibit B: His impeccable leadership skills and strategic thinking.

ClassMom: Todoroki, those qualities are essential for a hero, not a mafia boss.

Todoroki: Ah, but what if they serve a dual purpose? What if Midoriya is using his hero persona as a front for his nefarious activities?

Kirishima: Dude, that's a bit of a stretch, don't you think?

Todoroki: You may doubt me now, but mark my words, the truth will soon be revealed!

Ojiro: I think you've been watching too many crime dramas, Todoroki.

Sato: Yeah, this sounds like a plot straight out of a cheesy detective novel.

Todoroki: Mock me all you want, but remember this: the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Jiro: Are you seriously quoting "The Usual Suspects" right now?

Todoroki: Perhaps... But that doesn't make my theory any less plausible!

Uraraka: I think you're just letting your imagination run wild, Todoroki.

Mineta: Yeah, and even if Midoriya were a mafia boss, I doubt he'd let you blab about it in our class chat.

ClassMom: Let's not entertain baseless accusations, everyone. Remember, innocent until proven guilty.

Izuku: Thanks, Momo.

Todoroki: -_- But mark my words, I'll be keeping an eye on you...

Momo: Todoroki, please don't let your imagination run away with you like this again.

Todoroki: -_-

Tsuyu: Ribbit...well sheeesh this is gonna be annoying.

Todoroki: Uhu! Are you an accomplice?

Tsuyu: Ribbit... try me bitch!

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