Pig blood?! Really?!

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Dandelion: Oh no... oh no oh no oh no...

Izuku: What's wrong, Kacchan?

Dandelion: I... I ... there's blood everywhere...

Mina: Ew, gross! Is it bad?

Tsuyu: Ribbit... you should clean and bandage it right away.

Dandelion: FUCKt...

Izuku: Kacchan, stay calm. Where are you right now?

Dandelion: I... Wait.. I am in our class chat... I'll text you my location.

Izuku: Okay, I'm coming to help. 

UrarakaCan someone else grab the first aid kit?

Mina: I'll get it!

Kirishima: Where even is he?

Kaminari: Probably Kitchen.... he always is there at this time. Uhhh Guys, I think it's just ketchup. 

Ojiro: Maybe we should check just to be safe.

Sero: I'll go take a look.

Todoroki: Not in the kitchen.

Uraraka: That much to ketchup.

Dandelion: Don't but in where it's not your business and it's not even my blood.

Izuku: SHUT IT!

Dandelion: Yes, boss.

Sato: Ahhhhhhhhh......

Mina: Whoa, what's going on? Did I miss something?

Tsu: I'm not sure, but it sounds intense.

Hagakure: Should we be worried?

Iida: It's concerning, but let's not jump to conclusions. We should try to de-escalate the situation.... And besides, who's blood is it if not yours?

Jiro: Maybe we should ask what's going on?

Kirishima: Yeah, let's not just stand here while things are getting heated.

Kaminari: What's happening?

Ojiro: Yeah, let's talk it out. We're all friends here.

Shoji: @ Dandelion

Sero: Be careful, Shoji. We don't want to make things worse.... and you just heard him say it is not his blood.

Todoroki: @ Izuku

Tokoyami: A lot saver to ask Izuku for sure.

Uraraka: Yeah! Deku, any clue you can give us?

Izuku: Just some paint he knocked over... it's pig blood and we have to clean it now.

ClassMom: Bakugo paints?

Dandelion: You have a fucking problem with that?

Izuku: No and I should be the one to apolgize. I didn't mean to snap at you like that.

Sato: Phew, glad that's over. I thought we were going to witness a full-blown argument.... also what are you doing with pic blood?

Mina: Where did you even get it?

Tsu: Why?

Hagakure: What?

Iida: Is it really our business to know that?

Jiro: Yes!

Kirishima: Agreed. 

Kaminari: Are you not curious!

Izuku: It was supposed to be a birthday present for my dad who likes a painting by a very known artist who uses pig blood. He is getting the blood for a project we both work on. So in short, Kacchan is helping me out. Does this satisfy you all?

Jiro: Yes!

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