1: ask firestar to give the complete story of how he died because it is so confusing.
2: tell him he just stood there when silverstream died.
3: tell him I ate bluestar becouse she looked like nyan cat/ poptart.
4: ask him if you can roast marshmallows on his fur.
5: tell him it was his fault that bluestar went insane!
6: tell the whole clan that firestar does not like waffles. (Got this from Brambleclaw4Ever )
7: tell him he slept with his twolegs. Brambleclaw4Ever
8: tell him he is lazy because almost every chapter he goes to sleep. (Lame)
9: say "WHAT?!" Every time he talks.
10: tell him he did not do anything for every single warrior cat's death. (He will be confused)
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Warrior cats spoofs!
HumorWanna know how to annoy firestar?! Wanna prank scourge? Want to know how to prank starclan? Or... Plan an attack on bloodclan?! Well, you came to the right place! Scourge: the right place to.. -sheaths claws- OOOOKK!! Ugh.. Just read :p
