Firestar: ok lazy donkeys! (Get it?) have you all eaten your waffles?!
Greystripe: but I thought you didn't like waffles?
Firestar: I DONT NEED TO EAT IT CUZ I HAVE 8 LIVES YOU FURRY MOUSES-
Sandstorm: ooooookkkk! Hopefully all of you ate your waffles cuz we need super bluestar nyan cat strength!
Whitestorm: (in starclan) super bluestar nyan cat strength?
Bluestar: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
Whitestorm: 0-0
(Back in thunderclan)
Firestar: ok big fat lazy waffles! Let's... -flies into air- GO!
Clan: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN (etc...)
(Bloodclan)
Scourge: LETS KILL SOME- DA STARCLAN?!
-glances up to thunderclan in air flying like nyan cats shooting poptarts-
THUNDERCLAN: NYAN NYAN -farts poptarts- NYAN NYAN!!
Bone: -gets shoot by poptarts- (dead)
RAINBOWS...
Scourge: YOU WILL NEVER- (gets shot- (dead
Firestar: WE KILED THY ENEMY!!
TIME TO- (tigerstar comes out and shoots hotdog at him)
Tigerstar: THY ENEMY!! PARTEH!!
YOU ARE READING
Warrior cats spoofs!
HumorWanna know how to annoy firestar?! Wanna prank scourge? Want to know how to prank starclan? Or... Plan an attack on bloodclan?! Well, you came to the right place! Scourge: the right place to.. -sheaths claws- OOOOKK!! Ugh.. Just read :p
