Brambleclaw: scourge, what did you do with our boss?
Scourge: how should you know? You didn't revive your warrior name in the first series.
Brambleclaw: so? I was still there.
Scourge: you were an apprentice. You were brainless. Also, squirrelpaw wasn't there.
Brambleclaw: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!
Scourge: pointing out the obvious. -points to dead body of me-
Me: -le dead-
Brambleclaw: 0~0
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Warrior cats spoofs!
HumorWanna know how to annoy firestar?! Wanna prank scourge? Want to know how to prank starclan? Or... Plan an attack on bloodclan?! Well, you came to the right place! Scourge: the right place to.. -sheaths claws- OOOOKK!! Ugh.. Just read :p
