Credit goes to Brambleclaw4Ever for the repellent idea :3
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Scourge: come to my blood waffle market! We sell firestar repellent also!!
Firestar: whut? 0-0
Scourge: the waffles come in three choices of blood! sandstorm, whitestorm, and tigerstar blood!
Sandstorm: 0-0
Whitestorm: 0-0
Tigerstar: 😏
Firestar: so far you have 0 customers, scourge.
-bluestar nyan cat comes from starclan and takes a tigerstar blood waffle-
Firestar: 😦
Scourge: 😏 looks like firefart got owned!
Jayfeather: -is eating a waffle- WTSC IS THIS! -spits it out-
Scourge: it's a tigerfart waffle.
Jayfeather: oh erin hunter, wai make me blind.. 😑
Scourge: next up is jayfeather waffles. -pounces-
Whole clan: 😮
YOU ARE READING
Warrior cats spoofs!
HumorWanna know how to annoy firestar?! Wanna prank scourge? Want to know how to prank starclan? Or... Plan an attack on bloodclan?! Well, you came to the right place! Scourge: the right place to.. -sheaths claws- OOOOKK!! Ugh.. Just read :p
