Tigerstar: hello and welcome my ser- I mean my audience! Uh.. To the talent show! First uh.. Fir- -faints-
Firestar: OH FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE! Hello my audience and welcome to the talent show! I'm sorry for tigerstar, jayfeather gave him some poppy seads. Next up we have Cloudtail and Brightheart performing tigerstar's death!!
-crowd cheers-
Cloudtail: -walks out dressed like scourge- there will be no pumpkin licking today...
Brightheart: TRADER!! -lunges at cloudtail- THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!
Cloudtail: -jumps aside-
Brightheart: huh?
Cloudtail: -jumps up in midair- slowady motion... -unsheaths claws- I told you, there will be no pumkin licking today... -rakes claws across brightheart's underbelly-
Brightheart: -lands- TIME FOR HARD BREATHING! -hyperventilates-
Cloudtail: -licks claws-
Your friend here thought he would take you pumpkin licking... He was wrong.
TEH END!
-cloud cheers-
Firestar: awesome job guys! Next up is sandstorm and bluestar's duet!
(Video belongs to owner)
Bluestar: what is this feeling? It's sudden.. And new!
Sandstorm: it happened the moment I layed eyes on you!
My pulse is rushing...
Bluestar: my head is throbbing...
Sandstorm: my face is blushing..
Both: what is this feeling?!
Does is have a name?!
Fireheart: my name is fireheart..
Both: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
yellowfang: I'm pretty sure your having a heart attack..
DONE!
-crowd cheers-
Firestar: awesome sauce! And since when was there two of me?!
Anyway, join us next time where Graystripe and ravenpaw do a play! Joined by other warriors, and when I pick the winner!
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Warrior cats spoofs!
HumorWanna know how to annoy firestar?! Wanna prank scourge? Want to know how to prank starclan? Or... Plan an attack on bloodclan?! Well, you came to the right place! Scourge: the right place to.. -sheaths claws- OOOOKK!! Ugh.. Just read :p
