Tigerstar: welcome to the.. The.. THE TALENT SHOW OF DOOM!
Bluestar: -flies out of sky with poptart body- I AM THE REAL NYAN CAT!
Crowd: -gasps-
Tigerstar: forget her. -pushes her backstage-
Bluestar: you broke my-
Tigerstar: OOOOK! first up, whitestorm and firestar acting out a death scene.
(Whitestorm and firestar walk out on stage)
Firestar: (collapses) I RANDOMLY COLLAPSED!! NOO! DOING THAT IS REALLY DANGEROUS!!
Whitestorm: OMSC! BETSY!!!
Firestar: HELP MEHHHH!! IM DYING! BURY ME IN FROZEN PIZZAS!!
Whitestorm: (collapses next to firestar) oh Betsy.. We live in the desert.. There is no pizzas.. You have been so stupid..
Firestar: stupid is not a word.. It's a mean comment..
Whitestorm: evryone knows that Betsy.
Firestar: I left 790000 dollars in the stupid. -dies-
Whitestorm: OMSC!! WHERES THE STUPID!! Oh, btw, the End.
Crowd: -claps-
Tigerstar: well then, join us next time
for part 2! Which will be, Cloudtail and Brightheart performing.. MY DEATH?! And.. Sandstorm and bluestar's duet!
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Warrior cats spoofs!
HumorWanna know how to annoy firestar?! Wanna prank scourge? Want to know how to prank starclan? Or... Plan an attack on bloodclan?! Well, you came to the right place! Scourge: the right place to.. -sheaths claws- OOOOKK!! Ugh.. Just read :p
