THE SUPER AWESOME JOKE BOOK !!

Stupid- but Funny-Jokes

1. What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue Paint

2. Could you call me a taxi?
You're a taxi

3. My friend has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

4. What's orange and looks like a parrot? A carrot

5. For anyone who thinks a women's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.

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Ya sorry those are pretty stupid, but anyways, a lot of chapters ago there was this chapter that was talking about the joke contest.

That was last year.

I've got a lot more readers now and I've gotten a lot of jokes for that contest. I'm going to start a new contest that starts today (July 8,2015) and runs through August 5, 2015.

PM me your jokes, no late entries, and let the best joke finder/creator win!