Ok here's our third place winner
What do you call a fake noodle ?
An impasta
Written by : JerbilandJoyless
Our Second place winner
Son : I need money for a 50 cents concert.
Dad : Ok here's a dollar take your sister too.
Son : It's not fifty cents dad that's the name of the rapper !
Written by : Loveattic_4_Ever
AND OUR FIRST PLACE WINNER !
"Mom why is my name Petal?" "Because a petal fell on your head when you were born."
"Mom why is my name Rose?" " Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby."
"Pffft henagha dadee foo choo mmmmmeeerrr"
"Please be quiet fridge"
YOU ARE READING
THE SUPER AWESOME JOKE BOOK !!
RandomA book full of super hilarious jokes not the boring ones. Hopefully to make your day so filled with laughter. ENJOY !
