A man and a woman get into a horrible car wreck, but luckily no one gets hurt. The man and the woman step out of the car and exclaim," Wow, look at our cars! Luckily neither of us got hurt and I think this is Gods way of saying we should have a drink." The woman then pulls out a bottle of scotch and hands it to the man. He drinks three fourths of it and ask,"Aren't you going to drink any?" She smiles. "No, I think I'll just wait for the police."
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