Heaven was getting crowded so God decided only to let those who died tragically in.
A man thought his wife was having an affair with someone. He looks all over to try and find them finally he finds a man dangling off the their porch. The man goes inside and gets a hammer , the man falls twenty five stories. Next he pushes the fridge off and dies of a heart attack.
When God ask how he died he explained his situation he was allowed in. Next the man that fell comes in and explains.
"I was doing some yoga and fell off my porch luckily I grabbed the floor bellow mines porch. Then this man comes and hammers my hands. I fall in a bush and then he pushes a fridge on me !"
He is allowed in.
The next man comes in.
"Picture it.... I'm naked it a refrigerator......"
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THE SUPER AWESOME JOKE BOOK !!
RandomA book full of super hilarious jokes not the boring ones. Hopefully to make your day so filled with laughter. ENJOY !
