What If Vainglory (fan fiction )

If Vainglory was an anime/ Japanese part 1

- the school bell rings -
Koshka: yay~ first day of school~ I can't wait to make new friends! I have to go to the morning assembly  though... Ugh! I don't want anything boring! I want to play! *goes and tries to skip the morning assembly*

- in another area -
School girls: Kya~ Adagio senpai! Show us that cool trick again~
Adagio: ( help me )

- in another area -
Ardan: * drops off Vox and Celeste* okay guys, have fun in your first day of school.
Celeste: Otosa can you tell aneki to put on deodorant?
Vox: *listening to his jam through his headphones*
Celeste: *steals his headphones*
Vox: Oi Nee-Chan! Give it back! My jam! *tries to get his headphone back*
Celeste: *accidentally unplugs the headphones*
Phone (maxed volume ): * plays Hatsune Miku, World is Mine *
Celeste: HAH! GAY!
Ardan: Celeste, be good to you're brother--
Celeste: Sorry Otosa... I don't care.
Ardan: -.-

- morning assembly -
Students: *in there seats*
Storm guard queen ( vice principle ): okay... Principle Kraken will speak for us now.
Kraken: *walks in with a freaking fancy ass uniform* ahem.... Graaaa!!!! Rawr!!!! Rarararara! Groooo! Waaaaa! Roar! * while spit being spilled everywhere *
Students and Storm guard queen: *claps* SOOOO INSPIRATIONAL!!! *sobs / crais*
Catherine: IDIOTS! HE ONLY SPAT EVERYWHERE! HOW IS THAT INSPIRATIONAL?!
Storm guard queen: Catherine, you betrayed me... You're fired
Catherine: ∑(ﾟДﾟ) NANI?!?!?!
Kraken: ROAR!

- Lunch time -
Rona: WHO STOLE MY  COOKIE?! WHO DARE STOLE MY--  Oh wait I didn't bring any in the first place.
Everyone in the area: *knocked out*
Storm guard queen: *walks to Rona* Ms Rona, you will have to stay and clean up this mess you have created. No drop of blood left behind--
Rona: *Rekts the Storm guard queen with her ultamite* Yada!
Kraken: *Rekts Rona* Graooo!!!!!
Rona: GOMENASAI!

-somewhere else-
School girl: Taka-kun
Taka: Hm? What is it?
School girl: uh... *brings out bento* PLEASE ACCEPT MY BENTO!
Taka: sure *takes the bento and starts eating* Sugoi!
School girl: I made it myself
Taka: really?! That's amazing~
School girl: thank you
Taka: Btw, senpai will never notice you
School girl: *heart broken*
Kraken: *pops up and Rekts Taka*
Taka: MY BENTO!!!!

- on the rooftop of the school -
Petal and Skarf: *eating together*
Krul: hi
Petal and Skarf: GHOST!!! *attacks Krul*
Krul: Nani?!
Petal: There's e legend that says an old looking man with a sword through his chest cursed this area because he was heartbroken by his girlfriend so he commit suicide but his soul still remains. For centuries now, he brings people pain and misery like how he felt.
Skarf: *nods* *nods*
Krul: THAT WAS A WEEK AGO DUMBASSES!
Kraken: *pops up and Rekts them*

- somewhere in the school -
Pikachu: pika pika~
Koshka: aw~ look at the cute little rat thing~ *hugs it*
Pikachu: *thunderbolts* CCHHUU!!!!!
Koshka: *hair is messed up* I like him~
Pikachu: PIKA!
Koshka: I mean her.
Joule: *dragging her robot* her yellow rat thing, can you charge my robot here?
Pikachu: *thunderbolts the robot*
Robot: *has enough energy*
Joule: *rides her robot*
Storm guard queen: NO POKEMON OR GUDNAM ALLOWED!
Joule: THIS AINT GUDNAM!
Pikachu: * thunderbolts everyone* CHU!
Kraken: *rekts everyone!* RAAAAAh!