What If Vainglory (fan fiction )

If vainglory plays vainglory

A/N: I'll only place the ones who would react the most interesting way possible so enjoy ^_^

-scene 1-

Rona: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME YOU WEIRD LOOKING BOX! I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR PROCESS! WHO THE HELL KILLED ME?! SCREW YOU!!!
-enemy releases kraken-
Rona: iuhgytfrtdygvuihbuuhbyyfdretsttrciuhbkjoniiwhbuihsbiugsvuygsvsuh!!!!!! *throws the tablet to a wall and it breaks and breaks it more using her ult*

-scene 2-

Koshka: *being noob af placing scout traps everywhere for fun* (reminds me of how I began playing vain a year ago... Not noob anymore tho)
Rona: WHO IS PLACING ALL THE UNHOLY SCOUT TRAPS THAT WERE MADE BY THE DEMON LUCIFER HIMSELF?!
Koshka: dunno ( ｀ω')
Rona: *sees Koshka's inventory then stares at her*
Koshka: what?
Rona: *rekts her*
Koshka: I'M INNOCENT!
Rona: YOU'RE NOT!
Celeste: Is this why I don't jungle? Maybe.

-scene 3-

Fortress: *trying to create an account* How do I even type with these tiny buttons?
Skarf: *trying to create one too* ikr!
Krul: I have hands but there is a sword through my chest and I cant play properly.
Fortress: ever thought of removing it?
Krul: ...
Skarf: have you?
Krul: ...
Krul: ...
Krul: bye *leaves*

-scene 4-

Celeste and Vox: *in the middle of the match*
Ardan: *walks in* You two need to go to bed now. It's one in the morning--
Celeste: hush... Busy
Vox: Enemy is trying to get kraken
Celeste: Don't worry, Koshka is there ready to steal the kraken... And placing scout traps everywhere.
Ardan: *turns of wifi*
Celeste: DAD!
Vox: BRUH!!!
Ardan: you need sleep.
Celeste: That's it, we're moving out. Storm Guard Queen has nice wifi there.
Vox: already packed.
Ardan: wait wha?
Celeste and Vox: *leaves*
Ardan: ∑(ﾟДﾟ)

-scene 5-

Catherine: *not playing vainglory* Buttons are for the weak.
Storm Guard Queen: *playing vainglory* you have betrayed me (again) Catherine. Leave.
Catherine: ugh! *leaves*
Storm Guard Queen: Kraken?
Kraken: *walks in* yes?
Storm Guard Queen: retrieve her tablet... And the body.

-scene 6-
Ringo: *too drunk that he can't even play vainglory*