What If Vainglory (fan fiction )

Christmas special: If vainglory celebrates Christmas

A/N: Merry Christmas to all of you guys ^_^ I hope you have a fun time spending time with your family or friends by... F that, you guys might prolly be liek wasting ur lives playing vain or reading fanfictions liek dis. It's ayt. I do dat too XD. But here is my Christmas gift to ya'll, enjoy~

Narration: Tonight on Christmas day, Taka and Koshka walk together under the snow talking on how Christmas finally arrived. They are secretly gonna give gifts to each other but what?

Taka: So yeah.
Koshka: Haha XD
Taka: It's not that funny! = 3 =
Koshka: I know Ringo is ur bestie but the way how he "accidentally" gave Catherine a rose for Christmas XD It's not Valentine's day yet.
Taka: Well... I do ship them...
Koshka: There you go :3
Taka: But it's Christmas so it's the time of giving gifts.
Koshka: fine fine... Speaking of gifts, I—
Rona: *in the distance, she's riding on fortress's back (fortress is wearing his Christmas skin) while he's running everywhere* OH~ JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE ALL THE WAY!
Fortress: KILL ME PLEASE! I LOOK LIKE A FREAKING SHIBA INU! I'M NOT EVEN THE CHRISTMAS TYPE!
Rona: do it or I rekt you.
Fortress: TT^TT
Koshka and Taka: *laughing their asses off*

Narration: While Fortress and Rona argue on their "Christmas Carol", we have another group of people dealing—

Petal: SANTA ISN'T REAL?! Σ（・□・；）
Skaarf: WWHHAATT?!
Krul: That's right faggits~

Narration: ... Krul being cruel.

Petal: EXPLAIN HOW I GET CHRISTMAS GIFTS FROM HIM THEN!
Skaarf: YEAH!
Krul: Simple actually, your parents buy it.
Petal and Skaarf: OUR PARENTS ARE DEAD YOU IDIOT!
Krul: Oh... Uh... Then maybe it's—
Santa: *falls from the sky and lands on Krul* Merry Christmas~.... I feel like a sword is attempting to rip by butthole.
Krul: *has died to death by being killed... metaphorically saying*
Petal: See? Things can come true if you believe~ I wished for Santa to be here~
Skaarf: I wished for Krul to shut up~
Santa: Now that you've seen me *brings out a knife* I'm gonna—
Skaarf: *uses ult on Santa cause he knows what's up*
Santa: — make you cookies... *faints*
Petal: Great! You're gonna be on his naughty list.
Skaarf: What do you mean? I've always been in the naughty list. That's why I get coal for Christmas.
Petal: At least you like them.
Skaarf: yeah.

Narration: Yes Christmas is here so the heroes decided to have another party in Petal's house, I mean all of them.

Ringo and Catherine: MORE BEER PLS!
Bartender: Holy Kraken! I understand how Ringo would but Catherine? Bruh.
Vox: *is being le DJ again* Ships... Ships everywhere~
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Phinn: *hanging out with his bird friend...and Blackfeather*
Blackfeather: *kinda drunk and hitting on Ardan* Hey there you giant hunk of hot metal, would you like to go with me to my "play room"?
Ardan: One, eww, two, no, three, I'm a father.
Blackfeather: Then let me be the mother~
Ardan: OMG HELP PLS.
Phinn: *drags Blackfeather away from Ardan*
Ardan: Thank you—
Blackfeather: Yow Phinn, I know we've known each other for awhile but let's get closer by bonding in my play— *then he gets thrown out of the window*
Phinn: Hit on the tree if you want.
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Fangirls: *freaking in love with Adagio*
Adagio: Look, I have to—
Celeste: (For once in my life, I can't believe I'm doing this but) *puts a mistletoe above herself and Adagio*
Adagio: *blushes* Huh?
Celeste: Sorry but *kisses Adagio and is red like a tomato*
Fangirls: *walks away slowly.... Maybe fangirling*
Adagio: ?! *kisses back*
Skye: *takes a photo*
Celeste and Adagio: S-SKYE!!!'
Skye: You can't tell me what to do, I'm thug!
Catherine: *walks up to Skye drunk af* Nae nae nae.... I am more thug dan you... General's daughter...
Skye: Cath? U wanna fight bro?
Catherine:  Naw, I wanna thug out bro.
Skye: bro.
Ringo: Yow Cath! Are you cheating on me with some pilot? *drunk*
Catherine: Cheating? You're cheating on my with that drink of yours.
Ringo: ssshhhh.... It's my bae.
Celeste: *places mistletoe above Catherine and Ringo*
Ringo: Now I'll be cheating on bae~ *kisses Catherine*
Catherine: ?! *kisses back*
Skye: *takes photo* more ships.
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Joule: *working on de lights in the party so they can rave later*
Saw: Hello—
Joule: Sorry uncle Saw, rly busy right now. You can go talk to your guns like you always do.
Saw: [insert lonely music here]
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Fortress and Glaive: *hanging out*
Rona: *pops up* CAROL WITH ME!
Fortress:  YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Glaive: Don't worry bro, I'll support you!
Fortress: I'M A SUPPORT TOO!
Rona: JUST DO IT!
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Koshka and Taka: *on Le balcony talking to each other*
Taka: Ahaha XD Did you see Celeste and Adagio earlier? Another ship sailed XD
Koshka: hehehe~ Celeste was jelly~
Taka: I never knew they could end up together though.
Koshka: Yeah, same.
-awkward silence after-
Koshka: Uh...
Taka: Hm?
Koshka: *gives her present to Taka* Merry Christmas!
Taka: Oh, thank you~ *gets the present* haha, this is pretty light for one XD *shakes it* did I get a box for Christmas?
Koshka: Just open it,
Taka: okay. *opens it and sees a piece of paper and reads it*

"I like you. Not as a friend but like like you."

Koshka: *blushes when he read it*
Taka: *blushes too* O-oh... I have a gift for you too. *hands a piece of paper to Koshka*
Koshka: hm? *reads it*

"Even though you're my best friend... I like you a lot. Not as friends or best friends but way more than that."

Koshka: T-Taka...
Taka: Hm?
Koshka: *suddenly hugs Taka crying happily*
Taka: *surprised and hugs her back* I never knew you also had feeling for me.
Koshka: s-same here!
Taka: I luv you~
Koshka: I luv you too~ *then notices a mistletoe above him and her*
Celeste: *is hanging the mistletoe* You may now kiss the bride~
Koshka: H-huh!? *blushes*
Taka: Haha, you're so cute~ *kisses Koshka*
Koshka: ?!...*kisses back*
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Skye: *takes a photo* yesh~ all ships sailed in one night~ *walks to Vox telling him she's done taking photos*
Krestel: *in the distance and mumbles to herself* Not all.
Vox: Haha XD this is amazing *looking at the photos*
Skye: look at all the ships and blackmail possible here XD.
Krestel: *places a mistletoe above Skye and Vox*
Skye and Vox: *blushes and stares at krestel*
Krestel: *with a camera ready* Do it!
Skye and Vox: *about to kiss then—"
Stormguardqueen: *breaks into the party with Kraken* SSTTOOPP! THIS IS ALL WRONG! EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING TOO FAST! CHRISTMAS?! THIS IS A BULLSH*T WAY OF CELEBRATING A CHRISTIAN RELIGION'S BDAY OR SOMETHING! IT'S STUPID AND USELESS! (Sorry God and Jesus). I'LL ERASE ALL YOUR MEMORIES OF TODAY OR CHRISTMAS! THIS NEVER HAPPENED! *erases everyone's memories about today and Christmas*

Narration: And that's how 2015's Christmas went wrong~ The end~