(A/N: Here's a oneshot on that one time when Crabby picked up on swear words from the scientists and accidentally got a bunch of kids to start saying them too :])
(Beware, there's quite a few swears)
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"Well, shit." the man groaned, running a hand over his face. "Now I'm going to have to do that all over, good job, Watts." he hissed at himself, rolling his eyes as he reshuffled his papers.
Crabby's ears perked up after hearing the man and processing his words. She tilted her head as he continued muttering to himself, more curses slipping through now and then.
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"Shit," Crabby muttered, moving to pick up the fallen book that had escaped her. She hardly even noticed it slipped until she saw DogDay staring at her with wide eyes. "...What?" she asked, standing up again and raising a brow at the orange dog.
"Crabby!" he exclaimed, making her ears twitch back, "You can't say that!" his paws were on his hips now as he looked at the cat sternly.
"Why not? The scientists and workers do it all the time." she looked over the book in her grasp with mild interest, brushing it off with one paw.
"They might, but we're not supposed to say that kind of stuff! Especially around the kids!" DogDay still had his paws on his hips trying to look as stern as he could. Crabby just stared at him for a moment before she smirked, "...fuck." she tested. DogDay gasped, hitting her shoulder, although gently.
"Bitch," she added with a grin before he could get anything out, laughing at his appalled face. "Crabby! Seriously!" her laughter turned into snickering as her tail twitched behind her.
"What's 'bitch' mean?"
They both froze as they heard a small boy's voice. Crabby let out a 'snerk' before she practically cackled, leaning over herself with her paws on her knees as she tried to steady herself while DogDay tried to frantically explain to the boy that it wasn't a word he should be using.
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It appeared that DogDay's efforts were in vain as a few of the kids had started using the 'foul language' Crabby had let out. Bobby was the first to report it, saying two of the kids had used a swear word while they were around her.
DogDay had crossed his arms and simply glared over at Crabby while the cat looked elsewhere. Eventually, the two dragged it out of her that she had been taunting DogDay and the boy had heard her. Bobby had started scolding her (although gently) while DogDay went to go get the kids.
A few more children had picked up on it as well, with Kickin and Hoppy being the ones to discover those cases. Bobby and DogDay led them to Crabby and explained what had happened (although Crabby swears DogDay exaggerated a few details). Which led to more scolding (although the second pair thought it was kind of funny).
To be honest, Crabby thought it was funny how many of the younger critters were scolding her that day.
But thankfully the trend of kids using swear words died down within the week, but the others made sure to make Crabby promise she wouldn't use curse words anymore. But DogDay could swear that he heard a few more slip out in the following weeks.
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(A/N: Something more humorous and short for this one-shot but I just thought of this one day and had to write it lmao (and it's kind of old so don't mind if the writings not great xD))
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