Asahina: Donut dare touch my precious donuts.
Hagakure: Why'd you say donut at the beginning? Are you really that obsessed with donuts?!
Asahina: It's a serious joke you idiot!
Hagakure: That doesn't clear things up you know...
Asahina: This is pointless...
3 Days later....
7:05 am
Asahina: Mmmmhhh! Can't wait to sink my teeth into some donuts!
Sakura: Asahina...you should eat something more healthier. Soon your going to get cavities.
Asahina: I promise I'll start tomorrow.
Sakura: *sighs* That's what you said for the past few weeks...
Asahina: Hehee! It's donut time! *opens cabinet and finds donut crumbs everywhere*
Asahina: WHO ATE MY F*CKING DONUTS?!!!!! I"LL KILL THEM!!!
Sakura: *slowly exits the room to avoid being yelled at*
A Couple Days Later...
Asahina: MAKOTO F-ING NAEGI! I KNOW YOU ATE MY DONUTS! DON'T YOU F*CKING DARE LIE TO ME!!! *screams in anger*
Naegi: I-I swear, I never ate your donuts!
Ishimaru: STEALING DONUTS IS NOT WELCOMED IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!
Leon: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'VE HEARD THAT FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME TODAY!!!
Ishimaru: YELLING IS NOT WELCOMED IN A SCHOOL ENVIROMENT!
Junko: Um...aren't you like yelling right now?
Ishimaru: TALKING BACK IS NOT WELCOMED IN A SCHOOL ENVIROMENT!
Leon: F*ck off!
Chihiro: W-Why d-don't w-we calm down a b-bit?
Kirigiri: Chihiro's right. Everyone calm down and take a deep breath.
Asahina: I'M NOT CALMING DOWN UNTIL SOMEONE FESSES UP ON STEALING MY WEEKS SUPPLY OF DONUTS!!! NOW I HAVE TO GO A WHOLE WEEK WITHOUT MY PRECIOUS DELICIOUS BABIES!!! SCREW ALL OF YOU!!!! *leaves the mess hall in a raging fit*
Togami: How annoying.
Maizono: Um...Togami-San?
Togami: What now?
Maizono: What's that on your blazer? *points to some bits of food on his blazer*
Togami: *quickly brushes it off* No idea what your talking about peasant.
Sakura: Looks like food crumbs to me...
Yamada: *picks up the crumbs from the floor* taste likes donuts to me...
Naegi: You look a bit nervous Togami-san to me...
Kirigiri: He's look like a good suspect to me...
Hagakure: Why are you ending your sentences with 'to me'.
Hagakure: Wait a minute... Togami... to me... Togami... To me...TOgaMI... TO ME... Togami has 'to me' in his name! I FIGURED IT OUT!!! You guys are trying to say that Togami ate Aoi's donuts right?
Celestia: Um...excuse me Hagakure?
Hagakure: Yeah?
Celestia: You do realize that we have solid evidence that proofs that Togami-san is the culprit.
Hagakure: Yeah, I was the one who figured it out. It's the evidence I just said a minute ago right?
Celestia: Your an even bigger idiot than you look...*annoyed sigh* We have proof because of the crumbs he had on his attire. They look and taste like donut crumbs.
Naegi: You've got that right!
Hagakure: Oh, I knew that.
Kirigiri: Now back to business...
Togami: Fine. I"ll admit that, I Byakuya Togami may find a slight delight in a particular commoners food called, "Donuts".
Chihiro: S-so you s-stole A-Asahina's?
Togami: Yes. How else was I going to acquire them?
Fukawa: Togami-San is such a bad boy! He stole some donuts for the sake of his stomach desires! *swoons*
Mondo: You could of asked her for one, instead of making our lives go through hell.*cracks knuckles*
Togami: Oops! My bad! Are you plebeians happy now?
Asahina: *listened to the whole conversation without being noticed* I NEVER LIKED YOU RICH BOY! YOU OWE ME 10 BOXES OF DONUTS PRONTO OR ELSE!
Togami: Or else what?
Asahina: Do you really want to know?
Togami: I'm taking that as a no. Besides were locked up in a high school? It's not like I can go out and buy you donuts.
Asahina: Then make them *goes into the kitchen to gather the supplies and places them on the table in front of him*
With that, Asahina left the room without a single word, leaving Togami and the others speechless and dumbfounded.
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I seriously have no idea what this was... especially the part where Hagakure thinks he solved the mystery...OH WELL
#WhereIsTheLogic
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