Things Not To Do In Dangan Ronpa

Introduction

I'm posting the first offical chapter as soon as I can right after I post this one! So be on the lookout for it!
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Togami: *sighs* Hello peasants.

Fukawa: *drools over Togami* Togaaaamiiii-sannnnn

Togami: Tch. How disgusting.

Naegi: Errr....Togami-san don't you mean readers?

Togami: No. I don't. Don't ever try to correct me again, got it?

Naegi: B-But it's not polite to call othe-

Akane: WOAH! HOLD ON A SECOND! TOGAMI YOU LOST SOME WEIGHT! YOU USED TO LOOK LIKE AN ELEPHANT!

Twogami: What did you just call me?!

Togami: *pushes up glasses* Great, another idiot. What are you talking about Oowari? I've always been my slender-self all this time.

Chirio: C-can we please just move on to get to the point?

Asahina: Yeah I agree with Chirio-chan! You guys are annoying! I have important business to get to.

Hagakure: *fake coughs* Eating donuts.

Asahina: *glares* SHUT UP!

Sakura: There is no need for yelling.

Chiaki: *Sleeping while standing up*

Everyone: *Arguments break out and soon everyone is yelling*

Me: This isn't going as expected...

Ibuki: HELLOOOOOO EVERYONE! SHAAAAADAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!! DON'T MAKE IBUKI START SINGING! IBUKI KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU LOVE IT WHEN IBUKI SINGS!!! YAHOOOOOOO! *picks up her electric guitar and starts to play random notes*

Gundam: Don't make me listen to that unpleasant music of yours, you mere mortal! If you wish to face the wrath of Gundam Tanaka, then do so now!

Nekomaru: Guys! Let's not waste anymore time! WERE A TEAM HERE!

Kirigiri: I suppose so.

Celestia: Please continue on Naegi.

Naegi: *Mumbles to self* Finally!

Yamada: Huh? What was that Naegs?

Naegi: N-Nothing! Let's take it from the top.

Junko: *rolls eyes* Whatever, make it quick. I have plans to get back to. *smiles evily*

Mukuro: Shut it! Naegi's about to begin.

Junko: *rolls eyes* 'Kay!

Naegi: Hi reader!

Hinata: Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule...

Komaeda: To read this book that will most likely turn out trashy because I'm in it!

Fuyuhiko: Hey bastard! That wasn't part of the script!

Peko: Would you like me to shred him into pieces Young Master?

Komaeda: Sorry I couldn't help myself, I wanted to say it in advance, in case it does.

Fuyuhiko: No, don't waste your time on him.

Peko: I see.

Leon: *runs a hand through his hair and sighs* Not this again...

Saionji: Whatever. Just get on with it! I don't have time for this crap!

Mahiru: *sighs* Anyways as my classmates and I were saying...

Mikan: T-This book will teach you how t-to not hurt anyone's feelings, m-myself included and break the rules w-we made.

Sonia: We wish that this book benefits you greatly and you use it to your advantage!

Souda: Yeah! What she said!

Teruteru: *nose bleeds* Was that a 'What She Said' joke I heard?! I loveeee those types of jokes!

Ishimaru: INAPPROPRIATE JOKES ARE NOT WELCOMED IN THIS ENVIRONMENT!!!!

Sonia: Please forgive me! *looks upset*

Souda: HEY?! MISS. SONIA NEVER SAID ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE!!

Mondo: *stands there looking annoyed at everyone* I think he meant you, Souda...

Me: *thinks to self* Okay they didn't do too shabby! They're almost finished, thank God! Just one more line to go!

Everyone: BYEEEEE AND HAVE A HOPEFUL-

Junko: DESPAIRFUL DAY!!!

Everyone excluding Junko: HOPEFUL!!!

Junko: DESPAIRFUL!

Everyone excluding Junko: HOPEFUL!!!

*continues for a couple more mins*

Me: UGH!!! This is hopeless... (¬､¬)