I'm posting the first offical chapter as soon as I can right after I post this one! So be on the lookout for it!
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- - - - - - -Togami: *sighs* Hello peasants.
Fukawa: *drools over Togami* Togaaaamiiii-sannnnn
Togami: Tch. How disgusting.
Naegi: Errr....Togami-san don't you mean readers?
Togami: No. I don't. Don't ever try to correct me again, got it?
Naegi: B-But it's not polite to call othe-
Akane: WOAH! HOLD ON A SECOND! TOGAMI YOU LOST SOME WEIGHT! YOU USED TO LOOK LIKE AN ELEPHANT!
Twogami: What did you just call me?!
Togami: *pushes up glasses* Great, another idiot. What are you talking about Oowari? I've always been my slender-self all this time.
Chirio: C-can we please just move on to get to the point?
Asahina: Yeah I agree with Chirio-chan! You guys are annoying! I have important business to get to.
Hagakure: *fake coughs* Eating donuts.
Asahina: *glares* SHUT UP!
Sakura: There is no need for yelling.
Chiaki: *Sleeping while standing up*
Everyone: *Arguments break out and soon everyone is yelling*
Me: This isn't going as expected...
Ibuki: HELLOOOOOO EVERYONE! SHAAAAADAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!! DON'T MAKE IBUKI START SINGING! IBUKI KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU LOVE IT WHEN IBUKI SINGS!!! YAHOOOOOOO! *picks up her electric guitar and starts to play random notes*
Gundam: Don't make me listen to that unpleasant music of yours, you mere mortal! If you wish to face the wrath of Gundam Tanaka, then do so now!
Nekomaru: Guys! Let's not waste anymore time! WERE A TEAM HERE!
Kirigiri: I suppose so.
Celestia: Please continue on Naegi.
Naegi: *Mumbles to self* Finally!
Yamada: Huh? What was that Naegs?
Naegi: N-Nothing! Let's take it from the top.
Junko: *rolls eyes* Whatever, make it quick. I have plans to get back to. *smiles evily*
Mukuro: Shut it! Naegi's about to begin.
Junko: *rolls eyes* 'Kay!
Naegi: Hi reader!
Hinata: Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule...
Komaeda: To read this book that will most likely turn out trashy because I'm in it!
Fuyuhiko: Hey bastard! That wasn't part of the script!
Peko: Would you like me to shred him into pieces Young Master?
Komaeda: Sorry I couldn't help myself, I wanted to say it in advance, in case it does.
Fuyuhiko: No, don't waste your time on him.
Peko: I see.
Leon: *runs a hand through his hair and sighs* Not this again...
Saionji: Whatever. Just get on with it! I don't have time for this crap!
Mahiru: *sighs* Anyways as my classmates and I were saying...
Mikan: T-This book will teach you how t-to not hurt anyone's feelings, m-myself included and break the rules w-we made.
Sonia: We wish that this book benefits you greatly and you use it to your advantage!
Souda: Yeah! What she said!
Teruteru: *nose bleeds* Was that a 'What She Said' joke I heard?! I loveeee those types of jokes!
Ishimaru: INAPPROPRIATE JOKES ARE NOT WELCOMED IN THIS ENVIRONMENT!!!!
Sonia: Please forgive me! *looks upset*
Souda: HEY?! MISS. SONIA NEVER SAID ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE!!
Mondo: *stands there looking annoyed at everyone* I think he meant you, Souda...
Me: *thinks to self* Okay they didn't do too shabby! They're almost finished, thank God! Just one more line to go!
Everyone: BYEEEEE AND HAVE A HOPEFUL-
Junko: DESPAIRFUL DAY!!!
Everyone excluding Junko: HOPEFUL!!!
Junko: DESPAIRFUL!
Everyone excluding Junko: HOPEFUL!!!
*continues for a couple more mins*
Me: UGH!!! This is hopeless... (¬、¬)
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