Fuck bitches get money was what philly always said except he was gay so he DONT FUCK THEM BITCHES$$$$philly was also a lil fatty so no one wanted dat azz. The only person who loved a Philly was harry.
Ching Ching and African Black Boi were getting ready for there first day of school! They were so excited but little did they know that today marked the beginning of suffering bc school sucks azz! Harry and pHilly walked there useless fat KIDZ down there silly lil drive way for the bitch ass bus. BUT OH NO A CHARLES SWOOPS DOWN ON HIS EAGLE AND TAKES THERE KIDS OH NO!!!!Harry grows some wings AND FLYS AFTER HIS ASS!!!HE SHOVES A COKE UP HIS ASS AND KICKS HIS EAGLE AND IT DIES!!!!CHARLES FALLS TO THE GROUND AND PHILLY FLOPS ON TOP UP HIM AND STARTS YODELING!!!!
Philly pours water on him self and turns into a MERPHILLY AND CHARLES FREAKS OUT AND PASSES OUT SO THEY GO HOME AND LOCK CHARLES IN THERE TREE HOUSE!!WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!
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Life Changed
RomanceThe sequel to life changing. Harry is married to his true love but what will happen when Harrys friend from the past comes back and kidnaps his children.
