A silly tale

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So fat ass Phil and Harry go home and get checked for Ebola. AND THEY DIDNT GET IT OMG THANK GOD!!!!!! SO BOUT A WEEK LATER THEY REALIZE THAT CHARLIE STILL HAD THEIR LIL NIGGA AND CHINK KID BUT CHARLIE IS DEAD AND THEY REALIZED THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT BOUT DAQUAN AND CHING CHONG. SO THE NEXT DAY AT GHETTO BOOK CLUB PHIL ALL OF A SUDDEN WANTS TO BECOME A CHILDREN'S AUTHOR SO HE WRITES HIS VERY FIRST BOOK CALLED "WHO CARES ABOUT DISABLED PEOPLE" ITS A SILLY STORY ABOUT NOT GIVING A SHIT. TODAY IS PHILS FIRST READING AND HES SUPER EXCITED BECAUSE HE INVITED HIS NEW FRIENDS SILLY SUE AND HER BOYFRIEND SILLY CHAD THAT PHIL MET IN THE GHETTO AFTER THE DAILY GANG BANG NEXT DOOR. PHIL BEGINS TO READ AND HARRY, SILLY SUE, AND SILLY CHAD (Just in case you forgot that's silly sues bf) ALL JUMP UP ON THEIR CHAIRS AND SCREAM IM SILLY AND START RUNNING AROUND THE ROOM AND SILLY SUE STARTS TWERKING ON SILLY CHAD AND PHIL RUNS OVER AND GIVES HER HIS NEW BOOK HE WROTE 5 MINUTES EARLIER CALLED "CALM DOWN TIME" IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYONE RUNNING AROUND IN THE LIBRARY LICKING EACH OTHERS EARS AND DANCING TO THE BEAT THEY HEAR A FAMILIAR VOICE AND THEY LOOK AND THERES CHARLIES HEAD BEING PUSHED IN A STROLLER BY DAQUAN AND CHING CHONG OHHHHH NOOOO!!!!!! PHIL AND HARRY IMMEDIATELY DECIDED TO GTFO SO THEY HOP INTO THE OCEAN AND SWIM TO CHINA

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