Ok so it's a week before HARRYS birthday and Phil wants to plan a big ol' titin' surprise party. So Phil goes and rents out chuck e cheese (HARRYS fav place ever) for his party. Phil then begins to write out the guest list silly sue, silly Chad, TINKY bob, DORA, Tyrone, J'Crispy, linda from chase visa, Jim Carey, and Troy Bolton. Now that the guest list is done Phil is gonna go to the thrift store and get titty party favors. Phil WAPS into the thrift store and buys a Nicholas cage pillowcase, an inflatable party sheep, a strand of billy Ray Cyrus's hair and of course a slippy page book about your body for the bath tub. It's the day of HARRYS surprise party and all the guests are here all gathered enjoying chuck e cheese and each other's bodies. Phil told Harry to meet him at chuck e cheese for a romantic dinner, BUT ITS ACTUALLY HIS SURPRISE PARTY 😱😱😱😱 Phil sees Harry get off his swan and yells EVERYONE GO HIDE HARRY AND HIS BIG FAT ASS ARE HERE!!!!!!!! So everyone hides and Harry walks in and everyone jumps up and yells HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY YOU OLD LONG HAIRED RAT!!!!❤️❤️ Harry was so shocked he shit himself 😱😱😱 so thank gosh Phil bought him some thrift store underwear cause he needed it. Harry had a great time at his party tinking, playing dance dance revolution, and swatting pizza across the room. After they ate nettle pie and crispy orbs Phil introduced the entertainment, THE FRESH BEAT BAND HARRYS FAVORITE !!!!!😱😱😱 so they dance and partied all night and Harry opened all his big boy presents. As the party was coming to an end Phil noticed there was still a present Harry hadn't opened, a rather large box. So Harry waddled his lard ass over to the box and opened it. When he opened the box and saw what is was HARRY SHIT A BRICK??!!?!??!??!??!😱😱😱😱
WHY IT WAS DONALD TRUMP😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 BEFORE HARRY KNEW IT TRUMP WAPPED OUT OF THE BOX AND WENT AND JUMPED ON THE TICKET COUNTER AND STARTED GIVING A SPEACH ABOUT DIY'S AND GAS STATIONS. TRUMP WAS SO SILLY HE WAPPED AROUND CHUCK E CHEESE BEATING PEOPLE WITH A RUBBER CHICKEN. HE RAN ONTO THE STAGE AND STARTED SINGING HIS MIXTAPE TRIPPIN' TRUMP. THEN HE WENT AND GOT PHIL AND THEY GOT A FIRE HYDRANT SHOVED IT UP HARRYS ASS AND RAN AWAY. THEN PHIL AND TRUMP WENT AND PLAYED IN THE BALL PIT TILL THEIR MOMMIES PICKED THEM UP
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Life Changed
RomanceThe sequel to life changing. Harry is married to his true love but what will happen when Harrys friend from the past comes back and kidnaps his children.
