Bella Swan has a new status- Im dating Edward. :)
Cho Chang: You stole my man.
Bella Swan: What??
Cho Chang: You heard me. I will hunt you down and kill you.
Bella Swan: Edward, what is this crazy girl talking about? See this is why you have to change me!
Edward Cullen: Ladies, chill. It's fine Bella. She's a girl from my past. She's no one. I'm with you now.
Cho Chang: NO ONE?!?!? I cried for months after the tri-wizard tournament! Your the only one for me!
Bella Swan: wah wah wah. Honey go cry some more because he's mine darling.
Cho Chang : Fine. Whatever, at least I'm not a whiny little unemotional freak who only has one facial expression. He loved me when his heart was still beating! I can't wait to take my Whomping Willow Stake and shove it right through your cold empty heart.
Harry Potter: Cho, one question.. Why would you go after some sparkling fairy princess boy?
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If you like twilight, my apologies.
But you have to admit, that's the funniest thing you've probably processed in your mind all day!
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Peace out homies. ~Heather.
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