Draco Malfoy has a new status: Ow, your Givin me a heart attack! Looking like you do-o! And ow, never thought it hurt so bad, getting over you-o!
Harry Potter: coz your, all I ever wanted, I thought you would be the one-
Hermionie Granger: really. Are you guys serious?' One direction? Such girls.
Sirius Black: no I'm Sirius! ;)
Drago Malfoy: aw shut up mud blood, and go lie down in your doggy house Sirius!
Harry Potter: yeah Hermionie, let us status sing. Malfoy, lets choose a new song.
Hermionie granger: ...
Draco Malfoy: LETS GO CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY TILL WE SEE THE SUN!
Harry Potter: I KNOW WE'VE ONLY MET, BUT LETS PRETEND IT'S LOVE!
Harry STYLES: AND NEVER NEVER EVER STOP FOR ANYONE!
Draco Malfoy: omg..... HARRY STYLES!!!
Harry Potter: *fangirl scream!*
Hermionie Granger: oh for the love of Merlin.
Merlin: what bout me?
Hermionie granger: nothing.
Harry potter: omg! Is this really Harry styles?
Draco Malfoy: A DREAM COME TRUE!
Harry Styles: hahahahaha. Nooooo, it's just me, voldemort. I made a fake account. Y'all are such fan girls.
Draco Malfoy: .... Aw.
Harry Potter: .... Curse you voldemort!
Severus Snape: ladies. Get off of facebook. Turn to page 394.
****Hahahahaha. Dedicated to my friend TARYN!- heather ****