Hermionie Granger: hah me and Ginny just got our noses pierced. Hey Voldemort, you jelly?
Voldemort: shut up. I'll AVADA kadava you!
Ginny Weasley: Ooooh scary. AVADA kadave'd to death through my computer, Yikes.
Ron Weasley: ahhhhhh! Hey voldemort, my moms going to get a nose job, wanna go with her?
Voldemort: I will take your house.
Fred Weasley: at least he doesn't want our noses!
George Weasley: Good one Fred!
Voldemort: ....
Luna Lovegood: hey voldemort, what all did you sacrifice to make those horocruxes again?
Voldemort: oh you know lives of countles-
Neville Longbottom: I'll anwser that Luna! His nose!
Hermionie Granger: voldemort, if you're the most powerful wizard, how come you've never used magic to get a nose?
Voldemort: AVAD KADAVRA!
Fred Weasley: you still breathing Fred?
George Weasley: yup.
Everyone: us too.
Severus Snape: turn to page 394.
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Nose jokes. As I typed this, I couldn't remove the smile on my face. :)
Happy day! Happy happy day! (Idk where the bloody heck that came from.)
You know the routine. Vote/comment/fan.
-heather
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