Harry Potter: Ginny, we can't be together..
Ginny Weasley: why??? :(
Harry: well if Voldemort is back, you are in grave danger.
Ginny: but you'll protect me, right?
Harry: DONT YOU GET IT? ITS JUST LIKE THE SPIDER-MAN MOVIE! MJ AND PETER PARKER CANT BE TOGETHER!
Ginny: but the whole point of Spider-Man 2 was that MJ and Peter Parker COULD be together.
Harry: yeah I know, but the point of Spider-Man 3 is that everything sucks, and they fail.
Ginny:...
Harry: what I'm trying to say Ginny is...
Ginny: say it.
Harry: I don't want my life to be like Spider-Man 3.... I hated that movie.
