MAY CONTAIN FOUL LANGUAGE
Bella Swan has a new status: I love Edward.
Edward Cullen: i love Bella.
Bellatrix Lestrange: awww love you to ed.
Bella Swan: he was talking about me.
Bellatrix Lestrange: no I was Bella first. Therefore he's talking about me.
Edward Cullen: yeah she's right bell. I'm in love with Bellatrix Lestrange.
Bella Swan: REALLY, YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH SOME GOTHIC WIZARD BITC*? AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, I WASTED MY TIME ON YOU FOR THIS SHI*? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?
Sirius Black: no. I'm serious. ;)
Bellatrix Lestrange: shut up Sirius.
Edward Cullen: yes. Bella I've cheated on you, because your just an unemotional dumb as* who just has one expression, Bellatrix on the other hand is edgy, spontaneous, and a wizard. (If you know what I mean (; )
Bellatrix Lestrange: ;)
Bella swan: YOU KNOW WHAT? FUC* YOU!
Bellatrix Lestrange: I don't think he wants too.
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Bella Swan has a new status: never mind, all the tears inside, I don't cry ,for my feelings I completely hide. You said you loved me then, but left me for a wizard hen.
BellaTrix Lestrange: that makes no sense, wtf is a wizard hen!?
Cho Chang: you.
Bellatrix: fuc* of you little ravenclaw.
Bella swan: Cho you're one too. Stfu.
Edward Cullen: I wish we could all just get along like we did in middle school...
Voldemort: no one cares about your sparkling fairy thoughts princess Edward-Ina.
Bellatrix Lestrange: voldemort.....
Voldemort: my lovely belly, i made you a song...BABY COME BACK! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!
Edward Cullen: she's mine.
Bella swan : *facepalm*
Bellatrix Lestrange: for the love of Pete.
Pete: you love me?
Everyone: dafuq? Who the hell is this guy?
Voldemort: come back Bellatrix please
Edward Cullen: she's mine, soon she'll be a vampire wizard. And give birth to my vampire wizard child, who's name won't be renesme because that's a stupid name and then she'll survive. The voultori with me and my family and we will live happily ever after.
Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!
*Edward dies*
Bella swan: nooo he was my everything!
Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA.
*bella swan dies*
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Bellatrix Lestrange : went from a relationship to single.
Voldemort: ;) wanna go back out?
Bellatrix Lestrange: I could never say no to you mi lord.
Me: *coughs* hoe!
Harry potter: I agree. For the love of Pete get a room!
Pete: you love me!?
Everyone : NO.
