Previously...
Anthony: "Yeah. If I don't do this, I'll never mean anything to Anna."
Ian: (mumbles) "You'll never know how much you mean to (Y/n)."
Anthony: "What?"
Ian: "Nothing!"
Anthony and Ian jumped into the portal.
Now...
Anthony's PoV
Ian and I jumped into the portal. I was falling and saw tons of videos around me. Then I heard a creepy laugh in the background.
"Look out below!" I yelled.
"Woohoo!" Ian yelled.
Me and Ian crashed into each other when we landed. Once we got up, we brushed the dirt off of us.
"Did we do it? Are we in YouTube?" I asked.
"I don't know. It really doesn't feel like YouTube." Ian said.
Guy from ad: "Have you thought about insurance lately? 'Cause here at All-Chafe, we wanna protect your family from your impending death."
" Yup, we're definitely in YouTube. It's this friggin' advertisement." Ian said.
"Diri, can we skip this ad, please?" I asked.
(Diri:) Sure. Let me help you with that.
We skipped the ad and now we're still not fully in the video we are in.
"Uh, yeah, Diri, could you also go full screen? 'cause we can't see zilch." Ian asked.
(Diri:) Certainly. I can do that.
We looked around and see that the video is in full screen. We are also in the woods.
"That's better." Ian said.
"Diri, where are we?" I asked Diri.
(Diri:) Anthony, you are in a bear attack video.
Ian and I looked at each other withs scared looks. We looked behind us and saw a bear.
(Bear roaring)
[Both Ian and Anthony Shouting]
"Diri, get us out of here!!" I yelled to Diri.
(Diri:) You said, "Get me a beer." Is that correct?
Then a bottle of beer shows up in my other hand.
"What? No! I said, get us out of here!" I shouted.
(Teleports in Markiplier's gaming video)
Markiplier in the video: "Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier. And welcome to Gorilla Chainsaw Massacre. As you can see, I'm a pissed-off gorilla with a chainsaw. Doesn't really make a lot of sense, but then again, I don't really care."
The both of us started running again and screaming.
"Diri, help!!" I shouted to Diri.
(Diri:) Taking you to Yelp. Leave a review online.
"What?" Ian yelled.
"I hate you!" I yelled at Diri.
Markiplier in video: "A gorilla with a chainsaw. I don't have a full grasp on human speech, but I can operate a gas-powered chainsaw?"
"Oh God!" I screamed.
[Gorilla roaring]
"Diri, get us outta here now!" Ian yelled.
(Diri:) there is no reason to yell at me.
Markiplier in video: "Die, puny humans, die!" (Laughs manically)
(Teleports to Ian's house)
Ian was still running until he crashed into a doorway. I looked around to see Ian's house.
"Wait, are we--" I asked
"I think we're home." Ian said, still panting from running.
"Diri, what the hell is your problem?" I asked.
(Diri:) I'm a piece of intelligent software, not a mind reader. And I would greatly appreciate if you would refrain from using expletives. Don't think that just because you're super hot, you don't have to be specific.
"What?" I said, confused.
(Diri:) What?
"Anthony, check this out." Ian whispered to me.
I saw myself talking in the mirror, pretending to flirt with fake girls in my mind.
"I remember this video," Ian said. "I shot this three months ago."
"You were filming this?" I said, a bit pissed off.
"I was bored." Ian replied.
[Heavy metal playing outside]
Ian in video: "Mailman."
"Oh dude. Check this out." Ian snickered. I followed him outside and hide behind the bushes.
Ian from three months ago placed his phone that the bottom of the tree and hid behind it.
"What are you doing behind that tree?" I asked.
"Just watch." Ian said.
Ian in video: "Take this mailman!"
[throws milk balloons at the mailman]
"Yeah! Yeah!" Ian said, still throwing balloons.
Mailman: "Dude, I have to wear this all day."
Ian: "Deal with it, Bitch!" Ian threw one last balloon and ran inside the house, laughing.
[Actually Ian laughing]
"Oh, man. Yeah!" Ian said, chuckling.
"This probably explains why the mailman stopped delivering our mail." I said.
"God, I'm so funny. Milk balloons. Classic Ian." Ian said, chuckling.
"It was kind of a jerk move, dude." I said.
"Come on, man. We used to do milk balloons all the time." Ian told me.
"Yeah, when we were kids." I said.
Mailman: "You little bastard."
[Starts punching Ian's face six times, while Ian is groaning at each punch]
"Okay! That's enough!" I said.
I saw the mailman grab a bat from his mail truck. And then the mailman starts breaking Ian's mailbox. Then drove away.
"Do you know what this means?" I told Ian.
"What?" Ian asked holding his nose.
"We could actually interact with these videos. That means we could find that video and do something to prevent me from falling and having a mic shoved up my ass." I said, slightly excited.
"Yeah, you're right!" Ian said.
"Diri, take us to our graduation night video." I said. "It's time for some redemption."
(Diri:) I am now taking you to Jenna Marbles.
"Wait, what?" I said confused.
"Now, she's just screwing with us." Ian said.
(Teleports to one of Jenna's videos)
To be continued...
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