Luke and Arzaylea

Chapter 12

Zayzay

'Twas da day before thanksgiving and even though Luke is Australian, I was forcing him to come to my parents house.

"Let's go Luke it's time to get to know my family."

"I'm good thanks." I Luke said without looking up from his phone.

He's been so salty lately.

"I don't think I gave you a fucking choice bitch. Get you lazy ass up and let's go!" I kicked him in da balls and walked upstairs.

I started to pack my bags cause we was gonna stay there for like 5 days.

"Luke get up here now!"

He came stumbling up the stairs holding his balls.

"Read over this check list for me please." I said sweetly batting my fake eye lashes only for one of them to fall off.

"Whateves." I said ignoring it. It happens all the time.

"Ok um eyelashes?"

"Check"

"The makeup store?"

"Check"

"All them see through clothes you be wearing?"

"Check"

"Um your fakeness and bullshit?"

After digging in the bag for a second I found it.

"Check"

"Ok we're good to go." Luke said

"Don't you have to get some clothes?" I asked

"Ah you silly, stupid cunt I wear the same clothes everyday. This is all I have left. You stole all my clothes and took pictures in them for Instagram. "

"Well damn." I said

I grabbed the car keys and walked out leaving Luke to get my bags.

~

I drive to my parents was terrible.

Luke insisted on listening to this horrible bad called 5 months grace or something like that.

Either way it was terrible.

We was now sat at the big ass glass dining room table. My parents on one side, Luke and I on the other.

"Grace who dis?" My mom asked

"My name is Arzaylea you dumbass."

She reached across the table and smacked the black off of me.

"I'm Luke." He said holding back a laugh.

"Well nice to meet you Luke but I'm afraid we already invited someone." Dad said.

Just then Bryan aka PAPI flacko walked in.

"AYYYYYYE!" Bryan said.

It was very awkward in here at the moment. Trying to break the awkward air Bryan said

"Where da rent at doe?"

That just made it worse .

We all looked at each other in silence.

"Luke take me to McDonalds I'm not staying here." I commanded.

"No I'm staying here with Papi."

"SLAYYYYYY" Bryan said giving Luke a Max. (If you get this I love you)

"You won't bring me there so I'll just take myself. Clearly. Independent ass bitch." I said walking out the door.

As soon as I stepped out the house I got hit by a bus.

"Oh shit" I said.