Luke and Arzaylea

Chapter 19

Arzaylea

I bopped down the stairs like a teeny bopper and sat on Luke's lap.

"Are we opening presents yet?" I asked.

"Yeah sure," Ben said rolling his eye.

Presents were passed around and people hugged. Within 30 minutes nothing was left under the tree.

"Hoe what?"

I didn't get handed anything.

"Sorry we didn't know you were coming considering you invited youself," Liz said shrugging.

Jack and Ben laughed.

Celeste chucked.

Andy smiled.

I looked at Luke and asked, "what did you get for me Luke?"

Luke cracked a devilish grin and said, "the possibilities are endless."

He then turned around and pulled out a box from his ass.

"It's not Michael I'm sorry he refused to come out and greet you but it's something even better. "

I opened the box to see three things.

A job.

A life.

Intelligence.

"See I got you a job on a cruise ship so I won't have to see you for a while, a life because you pestering my fans isn't doing you any good, and intelligence because well, if I explain it to you, you probably wouldn't understand."

I threw the box at him and ran up the steps into his room.

I sat on his bed going to start shit and write a fake article about them but I was suddenly hit with something.

"Hey Luk-, you're not Luke."

I looked down to see Bryan in Luke's bed.

"He took you too!" I shouted.

"You bet and did you like Luke's gift? It was my idea."

Luke was getting on my nerves so I ignored Bryan and went on my 5H fan account.

Everyone tweet #5sosisdead cause they're ugly trolls.

"When will Luke learn?" I mumbled with a smirk.