Luke and Arzaylea

Chapter 20

Arzaylea

With in a minute I was all packed up. Luke and the rest of the buttholes went to Bali without me.

I had to go to work on the cruise ship today anyway.

"Welcome aboard," the captain said.

"Fuck off."

"Anyway you'll be staying here." He led me to a little closet.

"This is a closet," I said.

"Well this is what you requested right?"

That bitch.

I pushed him aside and went into my closet.

"Be at work tomorrow by 4am."

And then he left.

I tired to go on Twitter to bitch about what's happening but I had no wifi.

I let out a scream and then went to sleep.

"Wake up!" Somebody screamed running down the hallway hitting the doors.

"I ain't get no sleep cause of y'all. Y'all not gonna get no sleep cause of me."

That lady from that vine was standing in the hallway hitting the pan with the spoon.

I turned around and got dressed in my closet. They neglected to give me a shower so ,you know, I stink .

I went to the main deck and was hit with water.

"Go mop the poop deck."

What even is a poop deck?

I put the mop and bucket down and went to the nearest passenger.

"Ummm where dafuq are we going?"

"Oh sugar we're going to Bali."

I threw my head back and did and evil cackle.

"Mam do I have to call security?"

I straighten myself up," nope I'm good."

This is going to be perfect.