Bec's Book of Art Volume II

Rants

I feel like ranting today.

Mamma: "Rebecca, can you please get me some water?"
Me: "Sure 😊"

Me: "Mamma, can you please get me some water?"
Mamma: "Since when did I become your servant?! Get off your fat butt and get it yourself!!! 😡"
What the heck?! How does that work?!
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Mamma: "Do you want your coffee cold or warmed up?"
Me: *sleepy voice* "Warmed up..."
Mamma: "What?"
Me: *still in sleepy voice* "Warmed up"
Mamma: "I can't hear you"
Me: *says it slightly louder* "Warmed up"
Mamma: "Don't you yell at me!!! I'm your mom and I'm also not deaf!"
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Me: *is texting a guy-friend*
Mamma: "Who are you texting?"
Me: "Alex"
Mamma: "Is he a friend?"
Me: "Yes"
Mamma: "Is he your boyfriend"
Me: "HELL NO!!!"
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Little backstory:
I collect both Monster High and Ever After High dolls. Just because I like them, they are very pretty and they have their own style, look, etc.
I like them, my mom likes them, and its not harming anyone. We usually get originals.
My abuela comes over to visit and sees these dolls put up in a shelf.
Abuela: "Look at all these dolls! Are they yours?"
Me: "Yes"
Abuela: "Do you play with them?"
Me: "No"
Abuela: "Well if you take good care of them while playing you can still put them up on that shelf. You know what? Lets play"
Me: "ABUELA I'M THIRTEEN!"
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A guy-friend and his ex broke up
Guy: "I'm just very sad that we broke up, I mean, I love her..."
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Guy: "I hope she'll be with someone else and that they'll make her happier than when she was with me..."
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Guy: "I miss her..."

Me: "GET OVER THAT CHEATING BITCH ALREADY!!!!!!!!"