THE ORIGINAL TURKEY DAY

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America: Thank you all for killing our men and letting us starve to death. Anyway else want to speak?

Native American: *raises hand*

American: PROCEED

Native American: Thank you for taking our land and killing way more of us that we killed of you. Amen.

American: Hell yeah let's eat.

Turkey: *is being stabbed to death by everyone* HEY IM NOT A REAL TURKEY

American: *places a finger to Turkey's lips* get in my belly



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