Teacher: TODAY IN GYM YOU MUST ALL RUN ONE BILLION FLUFFIN MILES!!!
America: *falls on hands and knees* NUUUUU ILLDIEANDNOTBEABLETOEATEVERAGAINICANSEEDEATHLOOKINGATMELIKEHEISGOINGTORAPEME!!!
Teacher: AND YOU MUST RUN THE ONE BILLION MILES IN FIVE SECONDS!!! READY SET GO!!!
America: *trips*
Teacher: ONE
America: *falls into lava death hole*
Teacher: TWO
America: ...fuck it...
Teacher: SEVETY SIX
America: *checks Instagram* Awwwwwwwwww puppies wearing dresses......
Teacher: TIME UP
America: SHFDYHDSSWFHKJNHGDCVHGDCBJTEWWSFFUUHVNKJGDC YOU!!!
Teacher: APPLES ARE YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY APPLES ARE YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!!!
America: DID YOU FORGET TO GIVE ME METH MRS TEACHER LADY?!?
Teacher: OMF LETS GO TO THE APPLEBEES IN LONDON!!!
America: ......WHERE. IS. MY. METH?!?
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