MRS TEACHER LADY TOOK MURICA'S METH!!!

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Teacher: TODAY IN GYM YOU MUST ALL RUN ONE BILLION FLUFFIN MILES!!!

America: *falls on hands and knees* NUUUUU ILLDIEANDNOTBEABLETOEATEVERAGAINICANSEEDEATHLOOKINGATMELIKEHEISGOINGTORAPEME!!!

Teacher: AND YOU MUST RUN THE ONE BILLION MILES IN FIVE SECONDS!!! READY SET GO!!!

America: *trips*

Teacher: ONE

America: *falls into lava death hole*

Teacher: TWO

America: ...fuck it...

Teacher: SEVETY SIX

America: *checks Instagram* Awwwwwwwwww puppies wearing dresses......

Teacher: TIME UP

America: SHFDYHDSSWFHKJNHGDCVHGDCBJTEWWSFFUUHVNKJGDC YOU!!!

Teacher: APPLES ARE YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY APPLES ARE YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!!!

America: DID YOU FORGET TO GIVE ME METH MRS TEACHER LADY?!?

Teacher: OMF LETS GO TO THE APPLEBEES IN LONDON!!!

America: ......WHERE. IS. MY. METH?!?

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