China and Murica

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Admin: So in SS class we were talking bout America and China and oil and I was just like:

China: GIVE IT BACK ARU!!!

America: NO ITS MY OIL, I NEED IT FOR LUBE

China: STFU ITS MINE

Japan: MINE

England: MINE

Norway: MINE

Birdies: MINE MINE MINE

Hungary: CHINA AND MURICA SITTING IN A TREE-

Japan: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!

America: EW I'D NEVER DATE A PEDO!!!

China: IMMA ONLY 4000!!!

America: STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

China: ERMEGERD STFU ARU ARU ARU ARU!!!

Everyone: OHHHHHH YOU JUST GOT ARUED!!!!

China: WANT SOME PANDAS WITH THAT BAMBOO?!? >:)

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