America: *drooling, looking at the computer*
Japan: Watching yaoi? ;)
America: Fuck no, I'm looking at my online girlfriend
England: I thought i was your girlfriend...... :(
America: *raises brow at Iggy and looks at computer screen*
TEXTING!!!
Girl45356: Hey do u want 2 meet? ;)
BestHeroEva: I'd luv 2 babe
Girl45356: Where?
BestHeroEva: In my bed ;) <3
Girl45356: K I'll wear my thong, see u soon honey~
DONE TEXTING!!!
America: Guess who's coming over?
England: *crying in corner* I-Is it that *sob* slut of a girl friend? *SOBSOB*
America: Yup *smirks*
*DING DONG*
America: *runs down the stairs and opens door* Why hello-
60 year old man in thong: Hi
America: ?? Wut the fuck are you wearing???
60 year old man in thong: A thong... like I said I would...... now can we bang?
America: WAIT WHAT?? You're Girl45356?!?
60 year old man in thong: Yup
America: *slams door in face* ............
England: CAN I BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND NOW?!? :D
America: *starts to cry*
YOU ARE READING
Random Hetalia Stuff
FanfictionI don't know, I get bored... a lot! And of course it comes out on Hetalia... poor poor Hetalia...
