Random Hetalia Stuff

69th chapter...

-At world meeting place-
America: OMFG ITS THE 69TH CHAPTER OMG WE'LL PROBABLY CELEBRATE THIS MORE THAN THE 100TH CHAPTER

Admin: HEY GUESS GUESS WHAT-

Japan: It's the 69th chapter?

Admin: How did you-

England: America told us

Admin: :(

America: :D

Canada: *places giant ass boom box on the table* Shall we party?

America: FUCK YEAH!!!

Boom box: MY ANACONDA DONT

Everyone: MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN *madly wall twerking*

Boom box: BOY TOY NAMED TROY USED TO LIVE IN DETROIT SOMETHING SOMETHING HE WAS GETTING SUM COINS-IMMA HIGH AS HELLA-COME THOUGH AND FUCK HIM THREW MY AUTOMOBILE-MY ANACONDA DONT, MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN-OHMYGAWD LOOK AT HER BUTT-DICK BIGGER THAN A TOWER-OTHER OTHER LYRICS TO THE SONG- LITTLE IN THE MIDDLE BUT GOT MUCH BACK- *explodes*

America: Damn... WELP WE'LL USE MY PHONE!!! :D

Oliver: No your songs are stupid as FUCK *covers mouth*

England: I KNOW A SONG!!! *jumps up on stage, has stripper clothes on* IM SO FANCY YOU ALREADY KNOW IM IN THE FAST LANE FROM LA TO TOYKO IM SO FANCY CANT YOU TASTE THIS GOLD-

America: Staph plz

England: NO I-G-G-Y PUT MY NAME IT BOLD-

Oliver: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Admin: Thanks you Ollie-senpai

Oliver: No problem poppet~

Admin: ANYWHO- *fireworks go off in the background* Wut

Canada: GOD DAMN IT THAT WAS FOR THE END

Poland: LOL LIKE OMG LIKE HAHAHA LMAO

Lithuania: Stfu babe

Admin: *checks the list* We are still missing two peeps...

Queen_Luna_Fics & Belltheawesomesauce0: *teleports randomly in the middle of the room* Sorry but we brought porn...

Admin: :D

Japan: :D

Hungary: :D

England: =_=

America: :3 What kind of porn?

Belltheawesomesauce0: You know the gay ki-

Japan: *coughs* YAOI *coughs*

Belltheawesomesauce: I KNOW THAT ITS JUST THAT MURICA WONT UNDER STAND YOUR FANCY WORDS!!!

Japan: It's his fault *points to China*

China: No aru Way aru

Japan: *COUGH* YORO *COUGH*

America: Hey France when was the last time you were actually given a fuck about?

France: About a week ago-

Everyone: ABOUT A WEEK AGO!!!

England: For fucks sake... staph

Allen: Did I miss any thing?

Oliver: Where were you?

Allen: Lol idk

Oliver: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!!!

Belarus: TALK DIRTY TO MEH

Russia: *sprints away*

Spain: I HAVE TOMATOES!!! *throws them at everyone*

Queen_Luna_Fics: SHGHHHHHGFRESEWSSFVNJUTESSERFUYFDFFVHGDDWWSADGHGHKKHGDEWSCBKUSEHJTRDDSWWGHUFGJLKGVVDSSHNJHG WE ARE WATCH GUYS HAVE CHILDREN!!!

Sealand: Mommy I didn't know that was possible...?

Finland: WELL IT FUCKING IS BITCH

Prussia: GDASBJRSVNNFFTSDCFBJIBROUGHTCRACK!

Everyone: CRACK?!? :D :D

Prussia: *eats it*

America: Lol I thought you were supposed to snort it...

Prussia: JJA HSHAHAHAHEHEGEHEHEHEKESESESEDESSESESESSESSESSSSEESESESSESSE

Admin: BAM 69TH CHAPTER DONE!!! ......... CANADA!!! WHERE ARE THE DAMN FIREWORKS?!?

Canada: We used them......

Admin: Shit

Oliver: We can explode people and watch there blood and guts go flying!!! ;D

Admin: Ewwww no

America: Says the person watching porn...

Queen_Luna_Fics: I WAS WATCHING IT TOO

Belltheawesomesauce0: DONT FORGET ABOUT MEH TOO!!!

Japan: Yoro

Admin: Hmm the exploding thing doesn't sound so bad now... *looks at America*

America: WHAT NOOO NOT MEH

Admin: FIINNEEE I'll think of something else...
-After Admin found out an idea-
Everyone: *has sunglasses walks away from a HUGE FUCKING EXPLOSION* Cool guys don't look back at explosions...